jizz blasting

CUMMING ALL OVER HER FACE.
in order to do so. she must suck you until you blow a huge load of sperm in her nostril. then you must slap her in the face with your cock.

i was jizz blasting my girlfriend so hard last night.

by james licavoli August 11, 2008

finger blasting

The art of exploding your finger with the most amount of mess everywhere.

i had a finger blast the other day, my friend looks like a member of the yakuza

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Brasting

To have a painful need to defecate.

That bog had better be free because I am brasting for a shit.

by BottStaines July 1, 2009

Blasting

To engage in such heavy and violent drinking that you lose vision, memory and can potentially drown.

holy fuck i was blasting everything lastnight from vodka to breast milk and everything in between!

by Sutter1251 June 13, 2016

Beating on Asians

Snowboard/skiing term: Hitting the slopes.

Hew spent the weekend at the snow, beating on Asians.

by Slopeface July 14, 2019

House Beating

An action in which every single person in a room gangs up and beats the designated "victim". All "House Beatings" must be triggered by an announcement by someone with a loud and deep voice saying: "HOUSSSSSSE BEATING!"

Each House Beating must be triggered by a "Stupid" or "Retarded" action or judgement. Henceforth, warranting a House Beating

*dead quiet*
House Beating Announcement:
Danny: HOUUSSSSSSE BEATING *points at Dillon*
*Everyone then chases Dillon and pummels him brutally*

by RyKni October 31, 2012

tongue blasting

When you rapidly tongue someone's orifice for pleasure

Daniel was in the process of totally tongue blasting her fudge tunnel.

by Fuckedupman July 16, 2016