old bastard

Used to bring someone down

look at that wrinkly old bastard

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

Magnificent-Bastard

You will often find this word misspelled as two words instead of its proper usage as a single hyphenated word. The magnificent bastard is someone who has the utmost confidence in every situation capable of pontificating on every subject within the Anglo American lexicon. Unlike other poor fools, growing up the magnificent bastard never needed to run back to his father for counsel, guidance or explanation on the various complexities and mysteries of life. Since he didn't have a father he developed the inner confidence required to Assume positions of prominence & be seen as the paragon of masculinity and the alpha example of utterly complete dominance.

Guy 1: "My god, man! Look at that savage over there as the most beautiful women in the world flock around him?"
Guy2: "Is it Donald Trump?"
Guy1: "No! That magnificent-bastard, Jeffrey!"

by Mister Bastard November 11, 2016

Bastardisation

That fucking silly bastard derick nobcheese illustrates perfectly the way the english language endures bastardisation with his shit explanation of said word:

Atomic Kitten have bastardisation
a song again!
Apple have bastardisation
microsoft, or tried to.

See? The silly fucking dumb cunt.

Bastardisation, the process of, is a corrupted copy of a given original.

derick nobcheese is a bastardisation of a human being.

by Louseboy August 10, 2004

cunting in the bastard

A thorough and vicious beating directed at the face or head of a deserving recipient

If I saw that snivelling welsh judas Bellamy in the street, I'd give him a right good cunting in the bastard.

by WHUNoah January 23, 2009

Bastard

1. A way to insult another person in a vulgar way.

2. A child born without wed parents.

1. You rotten bastard!

2. Yeh, that's just some poor bastard kid there.

by Vegeta-sama June 17, 2004

bastardo

An extreme bastard, of possibly spanish descent

Flak you bastardo, I keeeeeel yoouuu!

by FooQ March 30, 2005

Bastard cunt

Two slang words put together in an awsome context, (bastard, one who is born whislst parents are still un-married,) (cunt a womens vagina, mmm my favorite!)
used together sometimes to maybe emphsise a point.

I didnt go out and get drunk last night, i went out and got pissed as a bastard cunt!

by Darren.G October 7, 2006