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Bartender’s

Very large breasts that most definitely attract men, and are usually thought of as female bartender’s breasts.
She had a wicked case of the bartender’s.
by lvr4evr June 8, 2018
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basted

when you get full control of explosive diarrhea and drop pants and blast someone in the face
You just got basted or he just basted me
by sicksickman September 25, 2018
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Baited

To be lured into a one of the following situations: Exposes a person for something they may have wanted to keep hidden, or makes them do or say something stupid (The bait-ee may or may not notice eventually). Or just a word used by edgy, dumbass teens whenever someone corrects them.
Person 1: What colour are the clouds?
Person 2: White.
Person 1: What colour is a white rabbit?
Person 2: White.
Person 1: What do cows drink?
Person 2: Milk.
Person 1: Ha! Baited!
by Linkgreen October 5, 2018
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Barter

It is stephen khoury coming in, and rapin you for eternitiy. He does it in dark corners.
P.S: He is black
Steven will barter you if you twirk at him.
by I_am_your _father_nigger. October 22, 2018
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Bartels’ Law

The shorter the lawyer, the more likely an ad hominem attack.
That little guy was backed into a rhetorical corner, so he lashed out at the guy who led him there: classic Bartels’ Law.
by M3Me December 14, 2018
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Bartender's Limp

A common affliction amongst bartenders who, after finishing a long shift behind a bar, lose the ability to walk properly and often end up staggering around like the people they've been serving drinks to all night, despite being stone cold sober.
Guy 1: Did you see that bloke? He looks pissed.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.
by WhoGivesADan May 6, 2019
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Bartender Tod

Pouring beer onto your girl’s ass and then yelling your neighbor’s name with your girl screaming in pain and pleasure as you engage in intercourse.
Friend 1: so what happened after you took Nancy home last night? She totally wanted that d
Friend 2: it was unbelievable bro. I gave her a bartender tod and then a Wet Malfoy in the morning.
Friend 1: sounds like fun. What’s her number?
by Freggsmash May 13, 2019
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