bachelors crow

A hair line that is really far back, as if you were bald from the moment you were born.. But that's just your hairline.

P1 Woah is he thirty going bald?
P2 Nah, he's a teenager with a really far back hairline but it's not re-ceding. It's just a bachelors crow, not a widows peak.

by JohnLennonsCat August 12, 2016

bachelor bomb

When a single guy (or Dad who's a bachelor for the weekend) makes a huge mess in the house, usually in the kitchen while butchering dinner.

"Sorry I'm running late, I set off a bachelor bomb in our kitchen and need to clean that shit up before Katie gets home."

by Marauder12 July 9, 2016

Bachelore

Tall tales of people who graduated from college but never got their Masters or Phd.

Naked girls covered in chocolate frosting, and other Bachelore made me understand why Gary became a campus cook instead of pursuing his Masters.

by D. Goode August 2, 2016

Beached Whale

A fat tub-o-lard that loves getting in the way of others. The world would be way better without these disgraces.

My friend Corbyn is basically a beached whale

by SpookyGhosteroni May 18, 2017

bachelist

a list of activities for a bachelor party, you can't plan a bachelor party without a bachelist

you make the bachelist for ya boys bachelor party yet? beers, bars, boobs? what are we checking off on the bachelist?

by HipStir July 25, 2017

Beached a bitch

When you throw sand on a bitch

I was fucking a chick in Alaska but I wanted that sunny cali feel so I beached a bitch

by \m/ ( >.< ) \m/ July 30, 2017

beached whale

Ally silva

Hey you know that beached whale "ya ally silva" hahahahH

by Billyjeanig12345 August 23, 2017