Skip to main content

Marauder12's definitions

bachelor bomb

When a single guy (or Dad who's a bachelor for the weekend) makes a huge mess in the house, usually in the kitchen while butchering dinner.
"Sorry I'm running late, I set off a bachelor bomb in our kitchen and need to clean that shit up before Katie gets home."
by Marauder12 July 9, 2016
mugGet the bachelor bomb mug.

bachelor bomb

When a single man (or Dad who's bach'ing it for awhile) is a domestic shit show and destroys the house (usually the kitchen).
Sorry bro, I can't come over to watch the game-- I just set a bachelor bomb off in our kitchen and Elizabeth gets back tonight so I need to clean this shit up post-haste.
by Marauder12 July 7, 2016
mugGet the bachelor bomb mug.

sigh talk

Someone who sounds depressed whilst talking, as if every word was a sigh. (Think Eeyore)
Amanda always sigh talks, like yesterday, she was all " heeeeeyyyyy, *sigh*, I'm ok *sigh*.... Things are fine *sigh*...what are you up to? *sigh*"
by Marauder12 June 2, 2016
mugGet the sigh talk mug.

pity feel

The act of feeling (copping a feel) a female friends tits (boobs) and feigning support, although you actually feel sorry for them.
Cory went into the bathroom and gave Danielle a "pity feel," telling her she had amazing tits, but secretly feeling sorry for her.
by Marauder12 February 28, 2015
mugGet the pity feel mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email