Awsomely Awkward

Something that would be so awkward if it happend in real life, but is so awsome in any other context.

1. Dude I had the most Awsomely Awkward dream last night about her!!

2. DUDE!!! WTF!!! thats my ex.........how was it??

1. Flippin awsome!!!

by Vincent123456 February 22, 2010

The Awkward Stiffie

The act of achieving and erection at the most inconvenient of times and for no apparent reason

Sitting in the classroom the teacher shouted over to timmy

Teacher: " Timmy come and write the answer on the board"

Timmy began sweating nervously as he had case of the awkward stiffie

by Rooboy222 September 20, 2009

Awkward buffer

A person who goes along to a social situation to buffer the awkwardness. Used often when you're trying to get to know someone, but certainly not in the "date" sort of way. Works best if the awkward buffer is a friend of both parties.

Bob: I'm going to meet Maria tonight so we can hang out and get to know each other. Could you come with and be an awkward buffer?

Shelly: Sure! I'm good friends with her, I'll help keep the conversation going :)

by You_don't_know_who_i_is_>:) November 3, 2011

awkward octopus

when a person goes in to hug you, and you don't feel comfortable, so you flail your arms and legs and make the moment more awkward.

2 arms + 2 legs + 2 arms + 2 legs = 8 limbs! Thus the octopus

Jimmy tried to hug me today, so I gave him an awkward octopus!

by awkwardpanda March 5, 2013

Awkward Sandwich

When two fully naked people proceed to have sex with each other while two people who are fully clothed are directly below and on top of them, acting as the bread.

I was finally able to convince my friends to be the bread in my girlfriend and I's awkward sandwich.

My dick accidentally hit the bottom bread's face while we were 69-ing in our awkward sandwich.

by Stache Man January 8, 2015

Awkward Arm

The arm that goes on the bottom,under you body, when spooning. It always seems to get in the way and you don't know what to do with it and then it cramps up.

Last night I was spooning with Lorenzo and his awkward arm was poking me in the back, so I made him put it above my head.

by Catrentonia December 12, 2008

Awkward Turtle

A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. The person executing the "Awkward Turtle" is basically, jerking there hands around in rougly the shape of a turtle, unable to speak. And silence ensues

The evening was going smoothly until Merc had to go and tell us his dad used to lock him in a closet when he was bad. Silence ensued. Darrow began to make the "Awkward Turtle" with his hands, and the rest of us stared anywhere but at Merc.

by adelews July 25, 2007