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Avril Lavigne

Avril Lavigne's Canadian, what more do you want?
Avril Lavigne's f*ucking Canadian & She's a whore.
by Nuggets January 23, 2008
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Avril

okay....here it goes...i dont even know what im going 2 say about avril....but i just wanna voice my opinion...okay: i dress alot like avril except 4 the tie-thingy...okay once i wore a tie somewhere and kids and parents were like ...''why the heck are u wearing a tie''...i was like'' my grrrreat idol avril does'' psssh...noone cares about ties..and i realized that trying 2 be like her wasnt working...i still dress the way she does ,but not because of her...okay her are the trues and the not trues..... 1. avril is a poser..-true. 2. avril sings like....uh...sh!t.- true. 3. avril lies about her fans and her life- true..4.avril claims to be ''punk'' and that she wouldnt be caught in a belly shirt- lie! she wore one...i have a picture of it. 5. avril does set a role model theme for many young girls - true...poor kids. 6 avril was seen drunk and making out with a friend or the same sex- TRUE!!! 7.avril dropped out of school in high school and never finished ..''tisk tisk tisk'' never graduated---TRUE ONce again! . ...a role model huh..? u wanna be her role model now? ....but there are ''some''(like one..haha) positive thing(s) about avril ...1. she is from canada!!! yay ! canada...rock on..(i am 1/2 canadian)...and the other thing is she dresses sortof ''good'' for being a pozer..-...sadly true......lets just admit it avril suxx...but never fear avril ...u can always look in the mirror....that is her only friend...if the mirror wont ...break.
(avril shouldnt be making millions..to spend on her black nail polish(i have worn it ),converses (yes they are cool),and other ''garb''she might don.
by avril lavigne September 24, 2005
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Avril Lavigne

She's a singer/songwriter claimed to suck and claimed to rock. Everyone is a critic.
Avril is, at the least, original, singing with her own vocals *coughASHLEESIMPSONcough* and at least play the guitar and is not just a pretty face who sings monotone. I give her credit.
by Evette July 16, 2008
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Averitis

Averitis: noun. (A-verr-eye-tis), P-Virus (psychological), a virus which is contracted by individuals/living organisms after contact with a host body (also known as Communicable Ginger Subjugation); a condition of the living animal or plant body or of one of its parts that impairs normal functioning and is typically manifested by distinguishing signs and symptoms including:

I. Abulia - a loss of will power
II. Anhedonia - an inability to experience pleasure
III. Anxiety, Anxiousness - a relatively permanent state of worry and nervousness occurring in a variety of mental disorders, usually accompanied by compulsive behavior or attacks of panic
IV. Agitation - a mental state of extreme emotional disturbance, usually resulting in volatile/violent attacks of rage
V. Dissociation - a state in which some integrated part of a person's life becomes separated from the rest of the personality and functions independently

-Infection severity depends on length and amount of contact with the host and/or any infected individuals.
-Etymology: First documented infection on or near the 30th parallel, of the south-eastern quadrant of La Crosse, WI, USA. Other cases have been reported, but no substantial evidence of contamination could be found.
Wow, i had no idea that one girl could so severely screw a poor kids life, and yearn to destroy all that walks in her path. She is the devil? I think so. She must definitely have a case of the Averitis.
by freeballerLAX January 5, 2010
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Avril Effect

When I like something I shouldn't because the girl is hot
Why are you watching that horrible movie? Because of the Avril Effect
by Woundem March 10, 2013
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avril gray

OMG she is sooo like Avril Gray
by DaaBlackRose July 25, 2016
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averietta

Best person you will ever meet! Her personality is just as unique as her name. She is the most kind, loving, funny, forgiving person you will ever meet! She is a perfect soulmate and is beautiful. Like actually she doesn't even seem real she's so perfect.
Guy 1: Hey you see that hottie over there?
Guy 2: Oh yeah. She's totally an Averietta! I heard they're perfect.

Guy 1: Oh yeah? Should I go for her?
Guy 2: If you don't, I will! She's practically the white Beyoncé!
by ialsolikesushi January 7, 2017
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