aesthetic af

A picture of TJ Hickam in front of a wall.

Wow that pic is aesthetic af

by Yasssquennie October 14, 2017

Gapathetic

One who does not care that the Gap is a major sweatshop abuser that exploits those in Third World countries by paying them the tiniest wage possible while the companies makes millions.

She was completely gapathetic about her new t-shirt from the Gap with the logo emblazoned on her chest.

by wakingdreams January 16, 2005

Patheticist

The most pathetic.

Sondra is so patheticist. She told me that she can't go to school because she can't put in her lock combination for her locker.

by OXHOODER February 11, 2017

Pathetic Spider

A stray, used condom, lost in the abyss of dirt and sweat and semen.

Note: Semen must not be crusty, but viscous.

"Oh mane why are you pointing at that pathetic spider!"

"Sorry, I can't help it, that's NASTY!"
"It must be Kimberly, she had some weird ass boy over here last night"

by partynbullshhh November 16, 2009

Apatheism

Religion founded in the 19th century by Angelo Manfredi. Angelo Manfredi was born in Crotone, Italy in 1864 ad. He travled to India with his father in 1888 to study Hinduism and Buddhism. He adopted their belief in reincarnation but not karma. Manfredi believed that the only way to liberate the soul from the cycle of death and rebirth is to become detached from all moral and material values. Eventually he and his father were cast out of india because of their ammoral practicies such as alcoholism and beastiality. Manfredi returned to Crotone, Italy in 1892. he began preaching his doctrines on the streets of Crotone and soon developed a small cult following there. The men were known for dressing up as women and the women men, and for their reckless drunken behavior. The Apatheists toured all over Italy attracting diciples as well as public scorn wherever they went. When Mussolini came to power in 1922, Manfredi and his followers were some of the first intellectuals to be executed by the Fascist regime. Manfredi was hanged naked in Rome, 1924. Though the cult mostly died off during the 20's, 30's, and 40's, it was resurrected by Giordano Scarlatti in Naples, 1955. Scarlatti mixed Manfredi's doctrines with some of the ideas of Arthur Schopenhauer and Friedrich Nietzsche. It was estimated to have about 10,000 followers in 1999, mostly in America and Italy. It's headquarters are in Rome.

Apatheism is the one true religion.

by Jecifer October 16, 2008

Pathetic Emetic

A sexual act where a man has sex with a woman from behind who begins to vomit for any reason such as being sick and/or drunk, and he decides to continue or even pound her harder.

This causes violent, delicious contractions of the vagina, the woman to shoot projectile vomit, and the man to bust the best or at least the most interesting nut of his life.

Matt: Bro, didn't you have sex with Steph last night?

Dave: Hell yeah man.

Matt: Wasn't she drunk as shit?

Dave: Yeah, funny too, because she was hella puking while I was pumping that shit from behind and I kept going. It was AWESOME!

Matt: You got to do a Pathetic Emetic! HELL YA

**They high five**

by FattUnit May 25, 2011

gapathetic

adj. less than dynamic apparel or ensemble; used most effectively in regard to unnecessary amounts of cop-out neutrals, with emphasis on cargo khaki and military-toned tees.

tom: anna, we're going to the oscars; don't you have anything more appropriate?
anna: yeah, but i couldn't decide. besides, you can't go wrong with powder blue and bootcut khaki's, right?
tom: when did you become so gapathetic?
anna: . . . what if they were cords?

by titanicpony March 18, 2008