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The Hammer of Thor

A form of Cock and Ball Torture where one is strapped naked outside during a thunderstorm and has a lightning rod inserted into the urethra. Should a bolt of lightning strike it, they achieve the power of Thor.
Simp 1: “bruh my girl is gonna give me The Hammer of Thor if it rains tonight.”
Simp 2: “don’t fucking talk to me dude.”
by Monkey Shagger May 1, 2020
mugGet the The Hammer of Thormug.

Pleasure Hammer

A big fat cock. Huge man meat. Thick and rigid.
He tore my house up with his pleasure hammer.

He put that pleasure hammer to my ass and I can’t walk today.
by Eaton Holgoode December 15, 2017
mugGet the Pleasure Hammermug.

Hebrew Hammer

The penis of a master Jew that has both girth and length.

-also known as the Jewish Junk and the Kosher Killer
Woah! Look ladies it's the Hebrew Hammer.

Hey whats up Hebrew Hammer?!
by TheHEBREWhammerHimself February 13, 2013
mugGet the Hebrew Hammermug.

pud hammer

Similar to a Turkey Slap in that it involves the slapping of an erect or semi-erect penis on the face, the Pud Hammer however is not bound by the sex of the receiving party. Where the Turkey slap is meant for a girlfriend, wife or other female partner sometimes for the pleasure of the receiver as well as the giver the Pud Hammer can be applied to anyone and is generally used as a form of punishment.
Adeel wouldn't stop talking so I held him down and administered the pud hammer to shut him up.
by MrPrefect July 22, 2006
mugGet the pud hammermug.

shit hammered

Smitty got shit hamered over at Coles last night
by smitty September 17, 2003
mugGet the shit hammeredmug.

turd hammer

Typically a toddler that has filled his pants and then fell on his butt repeatedly resulting in a perfectly "hammered turd".
Hey Mikey..... How ya doing ya little turd hammer?
by renegade63x September 18, 2009
mugGet the turd hammermug.

Jack-hammering

Fucking a broad with fast, rapid thrusts
Lisa needed a good old jack-hammering!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009
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