Spine crunch

Porking someone really, really aggressively in the arse. So much so that one could easily imagine the vertebrae in their spine being crushed making a rather pleasant warm feeling in my trousers... I mean a crunching sound in their spine. Sorry.

Down at the beach (probably alone), "Jesus! Look at how smooth her skin is. The one in the green bikini. I'd like to spine crunch her good and proper. Yeah, 'cos women are things."

by Jimmy the Jap December 16, 2011

Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome

Some people's buttholes just fuckin fall off randomly. This happens a lot in Norway.

I was diagnosed with Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome

by The Gulath Clan March 7, 2019

Splatoon

A 3rd person shooter game made by Nintendo

My favorite shooter is Splatoon

by Porygon3000 August 10, 2021

Space Boer

Accurate description of Elon Musk.

Boers are south african apartheid whites, which he is. And in scifi fandom "Space something" is a way to decribe characters that are space versions of fantasy or other genres.

So space boer.

Space boer's fan base is worse than him. At least he makes money.

by esekaese July 20, 2023

Michigan speed limit

The speed at which a cop won't pull you over in Michigan. Usually 5-10mph over the posted speed limit on main roads and 15-20mph over the posted speed limit on highways. If you don't maintain this speed you will have a line of cars behind you, each within three feet of the car in front of them. If you feel like driving under the posted speed limit and the weather conditions are anywhere near decent, then you better just pull over and let people pass you.

Mike: Hey dude, you're going way too fast, slow it down.
Nick: Naw it's alright, the Michigan speed limit on this road is 65.
Mike: Yeah I know, but you're doin' 90.
Nick: Oh. Yeah I should probably back off.

by WastingDaylight August 5, 2010

Spotlight uh moonlight uh

What God said on the first day

On the first day God said "let there be spotlight uh moonlight uh"

by MrManHimself March 4, 2019

Green Bay Special

This occurs in Green Bay at 3:30 AM when you get woken up by the hotel desk lady telling you that your boss has passed out with his dick out in the conference room.

"Hey Steve, did you here that Joe gave Andy a Green Bay Special?"

"Ugh, not again. Every time we come to Green Bay he gets piss drunk and whips it out for the desk chick."

by Tyler Anderson 1 September 28, 2011