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Reverse Wraparound Painted Seagull Twist

A sex position where a male comes from behind a woman standing on her head, wraps one hand around her waste, while holding a seagull by the feet. The seagull is then dipped in any liquid (diarhea in an old coffee can works wonderfully). The seagull is then stuck into the vagina and twisted in a circle while the male and female both caw vigourously.
I gave my wife a Reverse Wraparound Painted Seagull Twist for our fiftieth wedding anniversary.
by Gouda June 11, 2006
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Warpped

This is a term used to define someone who has poor communication with friends and family. Actually, someone who has poor communication with just his younger brother. A person who has been 'warpped' often avoids family gatherings, events, and phone conversations, for fear of being associated with his younger brother. They tend to think that because their younger brother is a retard, that their friends will judge him as being one. Which is completely wrong, because younger brothers are usually the funniest things in the world. They're one of the funny things.
Mike is totally warpped, everytime his younger brother Bradley picks up his house phone he hangs up right away.

Bradley was busy widing his bike, when he went into Mike's room to say hi. Mike yelled "GTFOMW", at him. Mike doesn't even want to be seen in his own room with his brother, because he's warpped. Bradley thought this was the funniest thing in the world.
by Bl0nk August 8, 2007
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Wrapple

Beth was enjoying phone sex with Nelson when she heard the crackling of his wrapple. She knew he would lose concentration as he read the Real Fact.
by BethanieShmethanie October 4, 2008
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Warped Mind

When someone only thinks of Star Trek or Television and makes strange comments that everyone knows they didn't really think about before saying something stupid.
Did you hear Donald Trump talking about Operation Warp Speed? He has such a Warped Mind.
by No Hemingway May 20, 2020
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Word wrap feature

Back when the computer was invented the "Feature" word wrap was considered an innovation to the computing generation now it is shit that is included in all word prossesors. No more pressing enter after every line rejoice! The only time your gonna see the word wrap feature is when you gotta turn it on manualy from notepad.
1980's-
Teacher-Welcome kids to keyboarding class were will will be useing the new word wrap feature!

Kids-Yippe!

Now-
Teacher-Welcome kids to keyboarding class were will will be useing the word wrap feature!

Kids- STFU NOOB
by Jake121 June 14, 2007
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chicken snatch wrap

In an attempt to get laid by an abnormally hot Mcdonald's woman, a gentleman with an overwhelmingly audible approach will otherwise incorrectly ask for a "chicken snatch wrap" instead of a "chicken snack wrap". In doing so, said gentleman will probably get to nail this chick in da back of the McDicks.
Gentleman: "Hi there, I'll get a medium fries with a chicken snatch wrap"

Hot chick: "...awwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeea"
by Mawrucka February 16, 2009
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glad wrap

That plastic shit that you put over your face when you wanna hot plate or shower curtain, you can also use it to cover food and put it in the fridge, but wtfdt?
Glad wrap is the shiz I wanna cover some cheez wid it.
by Gohn Gardenza January 25, 2008
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