The fingers used to hold toilet paper to wiping your ass after taking a dump. If you also use wet wipes your ass won't be stinking.
Guy 1: Man did you wash your wiping fingers after you took a shit? Guy 2: I only do that if my fingers smell like shit after wiping. Guy 1: That's nasty bro. You need to wash them every time after.
by jimmybomm July 11, 2021
Get the wiping fingersmug. by Snipedog22 January 3, 2017
Get the Hate Wipemug. Coined by the famous auto detailer. “the pepper” The dunk and wipe is once your done pooping you flush, then dunk the toilet paper in clean toilet water and wipe.
by King s a l a m I May 20, 2022
Get the Dunk and wipemug. Dude that Mcdonald's bathroom has some serious razor wipe going on. I might have to by new underwear.
by officeworklife July 26, 2015
Get the Razor Wipemug. When you wipe, wipe, and wipe a hundred times, but theres still poop. Its like you’re wiping a marker.
by Qslammer November 15, 2017
Get the marker wipemug. It's when you're conserving the use of your toilet paper and helping the environment, when wiping your ass:
- Using a moderate amount of toilet paper folded into your hand, you make your first wipe within your ass in one vigorous swoop
- The handful of thin fabric paper in your hand now is strongly stained brown, in a streaky motion with chunks, with a strong but familiar smell
- You then flip over said layers of paper onto it's clean white side, while holding onto it by the edges, to minimize the fecal residue that is to stick to your fingers
- Then in a 2nd strong motion, you wipe your ass with this new clean side, collecting even more manure lodged between the depths of your ass cheeks
- You are then to drop said folds of toilet paper -- now doubly stained by strong, chunky fecal streaks, into the toilet
- Unravel another string of toilet paper, and repeat the process another 3-4 times, to ensure your anal region is fecal free, while being kind to the environment.
- Using a moderate amount of toilet paper folded into your hand, you make your first wipe within your ass in one vigorous swoop
- The handful of thin fabric paper in your hand now is strongly stained brown, in a streaky motion with chunks, with a strong but familiar smell
- You then flip over said layers of paper onto it's clean white side, while holding onto it by the edges, to minimize the fecal residue that is to stick to your fingers
- Then in a 2nd strong motion, you wipe your ass with this new clean side, collecting even more manure lodged between the depths of your ass cheeks
- You are then to drop said folds of toilet paper -- now doubly stained by strong, chunky fecal streaks, into the toilet
- Unravel another string of toilet paper, and repeat the process another 3-4 times, to ensure your anal region is fecal free, while being kind to the environment.
"Dude, we're running out of toilet paper kinda quick. Don't tell me you're only single-wiping! That is sooo 2015. We Double Wipe around here, like every good citizen."
by Big girl panties April 20, 2020
Get the Double Wipemug. The year of the No Wipe. No one wipes their asshole 2021, everyone trusts their asshole to be clean and proper this year.
by Cockboy Flanders May 25, 2021
Get the No Wipe 2021mug.