the wagg

masturbating in your woman's hair while she is sleeping because she pissed you off

My wife Sheri really pissed me off last night so I gave her the wagg.

by mike19861999 November 28, 2010

Shnagger Wagger

A great conversation starter for a dear pal or someone you'd like to fuck in the future.

Billy: Shnagger Wagger!!!!!!!

Samantha: What?

Billy: Nice shoes wanna fuck?

Samantha: You had me at shnagger wagger ;)

by Ball Droppers July 25, 2011

fuck waggot

T British version of being a douche bag or an absolute anal whore

Trump your a damn fuck waggot

by sup_my_dudes April 24, 2018

Hand Waggle

Hand job

We didn't go all the way, but I got a quick hand waggle in the car.

by Russell Moobs March 19, 2020

WHAGWANDEN

WHAT IS GOING ON? (ABREVIATION)

AIGHT BREDBIN, WHAGWANDEN?

by DARREN (PUNX) MCTADLEY November 3, 2008

Carpet-wagger

An extremely effeminate man. One that makes a carpet knight look tough

Devin youre a carpet-wagger

by Mclaugh January 14, 2009

waggot

a small Indian creature reminiscent of a maggot. also used as a slang word.

"I found a waggot in my meal", or "get lost, you waggot!"

by Granny (James Grantham) June 17, 2003