THE WOOKIE

Be advised, your woman of choice for the night MUST have long hair in order to perform this procedure "the Wookie" correctly. Also, you must save 2-3 days worth of Splooge packed in your bal bag for this one.. As she is on her knees gagging on your bulbous shaft, you must simultaneously ejaculate on her face and in her mouth. It is imperative that you cover her forehead and both cheeks along with filling her mouth with your jizzum.. At the same time you must swiftly grab her hair and toss it over to cover her face completely. The hair should stick to your man juice instantly.. at this time she will try to cuss you out, but the cum in her mouth will force a gargle that will resemble Chubaca.. Enjoy!

Dude! call me Hans Solo.. Last night I Wookied my Bitch and Space Docked her to keep with the theme... THE WOOKIE was great!

by gofyourself October 31, 2008

Workish

The act of multitasking your daily duties at work, downloading music, shopping on eBay, chatting online and checking your personal emails while appearing to be professional and productive in your cubicle/office.

Sorry Mr. Lonny, I cannot attend your 4:30 meeting, I am swamped with workish!

by Big Cee July 2, 2005

Wocking Big

Something that is too big, or very large.

He has built a wocking big converatory, but has now got a garden the size of a postage stamp.

by Boovie October 18, 2006

Workin' N' Creepin'

To work up, and creep on someone. Either some weird guy stalking you, or what the police do when they have nothing else to do.

Damn that guy is workin' n' creepin', and its starting to freak me out.

God i'm so tired of these cops workin' n' creepin' on our party's!

by tommynoblesticks July 27, 2010

Working For The Bank

Used to express one's feeling of Disillusion and disappointment at society, when the efforts your daily job and career are nothing but an ultimately pointless activity, that never benefits you as an individual, and only benefits the people higher up society's food chain, like bankers and corporations. A general feeling of bein sick and tired of the daily grind of jobs, working, and civilisation.

Wife: "How was it today in the office?"

husband:"Oh, I've just a long day working for the bank".

Wife: "That bad, huh? Don't worry. We have all times like that".

e.g. 2-

Recently guaduated student: "As the world stands now before me, I'm not sure if I really do want spend my life working for the bank".

by The Squarepusher May 4, 2011

working remotely

The act of taking a dump while being on one's smartphone doing either things pertaining to work or looking at sites to prolong your dump to get out of doing work.

Manager: "Time to start making phone calls!"
Worker: "I'll be working remotely...."

by bige42785 August 25, 2011

wookie nookie

Noun

1. Having sex with a woman whose vagina looks, smells and makes noises like Chewbacca.

2. Two or more wookiees mating in their natural habitat on their home planet of Kashyyyk.

"I told her to get a bikini wax because I wasn't into wookie nookie."

by billebllunt December 9, 2013