dog wanker 

Someone who masturbates dogs.

Von (416) is a dog wanker.

dog wanker by Alex January 18, 2004

wankers tash 

The bit of hair that goes from your balls (testicles) up to and around your belly button, like a snails trail of hair

"did you see daves belly, it looks like his wankers tash goes from his balls to his chin!"

wankers tash by Littlebilly May 7, 2007

Walked In 

Opening a door without knocking and seeing someone masturbating.

Luke: Damn I walked in on my dad the other day
John: wow
Luke: I know right

Walked In by Titan Sea December 8, 2015

wanker planker 

Snowboarder's reference to a slow skier. Derogatory term.

Look at that wanker planker trying to shred.

wanker planker by Smokey Joe February 21, 2004

wanker wing 

A Wanker Wing is a large "aerodynamic aid" of dubious utility.

Usualy seen on ricers, adds drag, increases weight but has no value as the car in question never reaches speeds that require and downforce.

That toyota had a huge wanker wing on it, says a lot about the owner.

wanker wing by Kaotiq July 26, 2006

western wanker 

When a man is fucking the girls vagina in a weird and obscene way. In the man's left hand is an 1856 antique pistol with a chrome barrel, and a ten gallon hat on his head. The man then proceeds to pulverize the woman's asshole, until smoke begins to flow out of it. He then cools it off by throwing a 7-11 slurpee over it, sucks out her women juice with the straw.

Golly, i gave my bitch a western wanker last night, and her ass hole was smokeing so much i roasted a marshmallow over it.

western wanker by Dr Jackblackcock April 4, 2009

Tone Wanker 

Tone Wanker(s) are people who are the level of no of which you wish to get train tones from train drivers. This is done by moving your arm up and down like on a steam train. Typically done by younger railfans who will upload comps of their tones on their youtube channels.

Did you see his latest video he uploaded? Yeah, he's a tone wanker now.

Tone Wanker by TheExplodingEevee January 9, 2021