I blame healing vision

Halifax specific term, comes from arcade culture. Used to claim that some failure you made is not your fault, but instead can be attributed to your own state of fatigue coming from playing too much DDR. (Especially if you actually did attempt Healing Vision.)

Is not an excuse for a poor sense of direction.

"Dude, why are you so dead today?"
"I blame healing vision."
"Oh, well then."

by Peter Smith September 20, 2004

Vistor

Like a visitor but of a lower class.

"Isnt Johnny having that vistor from abroad", "Yeh hes below us, I dont like him"

by MonkeyKilla January 3, 2006

Healing Vision

One of the best songs to ever appear in a Dance Dance Revolution game. It combines a good song, speed, and coordination, plus quick reflexes.

Hey Lee, lets go play DDR at the mall, and do Healing Vision, Angelic Remix, cause its amazing!

by Corey January 18, 2004

Black Person Vision

A magical ability possessed by black people which allows them to see other black people in the dark. A talent white people do not need, since they stick out in the dark like a gay asian in Kansas.

Also known as "B.P.V."

LaDarius: "Ey yo wher Takeisha at? I can't see shit! Damn night, you dark! D:"
JaMarcus: "Use yo B.P.V. yu lazy ass n***a!"
LaDarius: "My what?"
JaMarcus: "Yo Black Person Vision!"
LaDarius: "Aw shit, der she at!"

by Matwurst September 30, 2010

Visigothan

Hiding behind gruff exterior because of fear of being hurt.

He refused to ask her out because he was so visigothan.

by Another anonymous coward August 23, 2003

dinosaur vision

"Dinosaur eyes take in a wider view, bending in at the edges like a glass globe filled with water. Nothing is gray or drab or dull; rather they see swimming particles of color, a moving mosaic of dancing colored specks. As we would see a starscape in the night sky, they see a sparkling "lifescape" in the woods by day, a world teeming with life.

Some humans see with dinosaur vision, Bix explained: artists, poets, and children. But for the rest of us, as we grow older, the mammalian part of the brain clouds over the reptilian part, and drains away a little glory of the world." --James Gurney, "Dinotopia"

Rose lenses or dinosaur vision, I tell you life is still glorious. Or at least, I want to believe that it is. Give me screwdriver so that I might fix these damned glasses!

by David Mitchell June 13, 2004

sex-ray vision

sex-ray vision (noun): The vision a male/female uses to determine if a member of the opposite sex would sleep with them.

Using my sex-ray vision its apparent that women wants to sleep with me.

by mangsun July 8, 2010