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trust funds

Sarcastic term for da sizeable wad of cash dat a lying chat-contact from Ghana or Nigeria asked you to send to him/her, supposedly in order to give said foreigner confidence dat you're "for real" prior to his traveling overseas to meet you in person. Doubly a bad idea for you to actually comply with, of course, since (A) this OTHER person should conceivably be da one to prove to YOU dat he/she is legit, since presumably you will likely be da one who will be paying for most of da person's expenses if he/she comes to see you, and (B) most likely said conniving moocher is merely trying to con money out of you, and in reality has no actual intention of ever making any travel-plans to hang out with you.
Every hot-bodied chick I meet online seems to want me to send them trust funds!
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
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trust issues

*plays amogus*
"ITS PINK!? I THOUGHT PINK WAS SAFE!! damn i got trust issues now..."
by WHOISTHIS_E January 26, 2023
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Trust Fund Hustle

(noun): A flimsy business venture started by an overprivileged adult child who inherited a substantial windfall and mistakenly believes that their wealth alone qualifies them to run a successful company. However, their grandiose delusions and lack of experience often lead to poor decision-making and questionable business practices, making it clear that their venture is a hustle that no one should trust. A Trust Fund Hustle is a half-baked idea fueled by privilege and arrogance that's more likely to crash and burn than succeed.
"If you're serious about playing the guitar, stay away from that Trust Fund Hustle of a brand and invest in something more reputable."

"If you want a guitar that's worth your money, steer clear of that Trust Fund Hustle of a brand. Word on the street is that it's funded by the owner's grandmother, it's bound to disappoint in the long run. Save your money and invest in a more reputable brand that's built on quality, not just cheap china imports."
by dogfartsarewarm February 20, 2023
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False trust

To create false trust in someone usually in an attempt to gain information, often a falsification of identity through media or in person is employed.
I told my sister over the phone I killed him. That wasn't your sister it was a cop using a false trust.
by WGstyles October 11, 2023
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if young metro dont trust you

...Is a producer tag by Metro Boomin, but WHAT happens if he doesn't trust you?

...

He's gon' shoot you.
"Hey have you heard Kanye's new song Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1?"
"Yes and Metro Boomin has a producer tag in it. What happens if Young Metro dont trust you?"
by ASdwefvv October 30, 2023
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I trusted you so much bruh

Word used by maselangs after someone snitches on them to the police in singapore. Very Famous examples on singapore instagram.
"Haha get reported to the police maselang"

"I trusted you so much bruh"
by arfddop November 2, 2023
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