Throne Sausage

What falls out of your anus... duh...

Man I was at the movie theater and I had to lick the toilet seat clean before I could sit down and produce a throne sausage.

by assmonkey November 2, 2003

toner whore

A toner whore is an office person, usually older, who makes a paper backup copy of everything on their computer, like emails, spreadsheets, etc...

Damn, look at that stack of paper by the printer WTF is that?

Oh, that's Lisa's backup copies for the day.

Dang dude, hasn't she heard of back up storage devices, what a toner whore!

by Bubba Spinxx October 11, 2007

throne games

When you and your friends have a contest to see who can out poop each other in a day. Also called thrones with friends.

Dan loves to play the throne games with his friends

by Boris and natasha September 14, 2015

hell tones

(n) Being in the colours of the Seven Circles of Hell - reds, oranges and black.
The more hell-and-brimstone looking, the better.

Hey - check the cover of the Metallica "Load" CD - it's all in hell-tones!

by Jennan the Mad July 21, 2005

Arabian Throne

The Actions of one using the lavitary without opening the lid, so you are left with a very smelly, sticky and warm seat.

wife - Good gosh dear!, what happened to the lavitary?!

husband - I couldn't be arsed to open the lid, so i made an Arabian Throne

by lolfordeathmetal September 28, 2010

desecrate the throne

To defecate or vomit so violently (such as when one has explosive diarrhea) that the entire bowl and even the underside of the toilet seat is bespeckled or coated with the expelled material. This action renders even the flushed commode unfit for use until janitorial services are rendered.

A: I wouldn't go in there. That old potato salad made me so sick!

B: Oh man, you didn't desecrate the throne did you?

A: Let's just say I'd find another stall if I were you.

by Once Padawan now the Master June 24, 2007

King of the Throne

When you are sitting on the toilet, taking a dump, getting a blowjob, while eating a sandwich.

Hey man, last night, my girlfriend made me king of the throne.

by shagless00 April 8, 2011