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Cape Town 

The mother city, where its at. From the ANC to the MCQP, from Telkom to Eskom (and all the other service providers that have let us down). Cape Town was one of the, if not the, first colonial cities in South Africa. It grosses millions worth of tourism profits and has a rich environment, history and culture. The city's current mayor is DA politician Helen Zille. All Cape Townians are in a battle to the death to prove that Joburgers are the worse drivers of the two.
Joburger: You Cape Townians drive like Ray Charles having a seizure
Cape Townian: At least we drive, unlike Joburgers who just point their cars and pray...
Cape Town by Vegan Werewolf August 8, 2007
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war-town 

another name for the town warner robins, ga
people in war-town suck at driving
war-town by sarahbear7607 June 12, 2008
Elyria, Ohio, a ghetto suburb of Cleveland. Typically used by a resident of Elyria and not an outsider.
Whoa, ho, these drugs are mad from E-town.
e-town by Chingee March 28, 2004

The Town 

A nickname used in reference to Oakland, California. Founded in 1852, The Town is the eighth-largest city in the U.S., but what makes it stand out amongst other American cities is its diverse communities,distinct neighborhoods and turfs, and its culturally rich activities such as Sydeshows, Going 18 Dummy and the historically significant Pimp Game. The Town has birthed some of the most notable musicians and rappers of the 20-21st century, such as Tower of Power, Sly and The Family Stone,Too Short, Richy Rich,Keak Da Sneak, Keyshia Cole and DU. Also emerging from Oakland were The Black Panthers, The East Bay Dragons, The Hells Angels, and many other impacting culturally iconic groups.
People always tryin to talk that Oakland slang knowin they aint never even been to The Town

I'm' fin to skirt to The Town to get me some purple bitch
The Town by Hiroshi San November 23, 2007

t-town golden hurricane 

The act of pissing in the back of an oscillating fan while a chic has her face planted in front of said fan.
She was so hot after banging away for hours that she was begging for a t-town golden hurricane.
Colorado City is a famous plig town in Utah.
plig town by kennelmouth June 22, 2010