scrotum totem

A jock strap.

My cup slipped out of my scrotum totem and I smashed my kiwis.

by Alien Anus March 29, 2004

totem deuce

When two people shit on the same toilet at the same time. One person shits normally, while the other person is on their shoulders taking an upperdecker. Resembling a totem pole while dumping.

"No need to wait your turn, bruh. This toilet's got a lid we can take off. Let's just totem deuce the shit out of it."

by Capn Stabn April 30, 2009

Totesgusting

A failed attempt at creating a word that means "totally disgusting."

That cheeseburger was totesgusting.... I think i saw a finger in it.

by SlowXxXLearner November 26, 2009

totes mcgoats

Totally.

I totes mcgoats failed my math test today.

by au2016 April 23, 2009

totes my scapegoats

"Totes my scapegoats" originated from the phrase "totes my goats" or "totes magotes" from the movie I Love You Man. "Totes my scapegoats" means "totally" and is more commonly used in a Christian enviroment, because of its reference to scapegoats.

"Jesus treatin' ya well, man?"
"Totes my scapegoats dude."

by fhbcvbs July 6, 2009

totes hilar

Totally hilarious!

girl: have u seen kim kardashians feet when she was pregnant?

boy: no
girl: u should it is totes hilar

by romolicious May 25, 2014

Totes Exc

An expression of satisfaction relating to one having an excitement for something. "Totes" refers to the commonly used term by the Generation X population "totally." "Exc" refers to a made-up abbreviation of the word "excited."

I'm totes exc for the new Chuck Norris movie!

by cornoskula May 23, 2010