mental tattoo

*self explanatory*, non-disposable knowledge! -bad or good etchings, (present, past, or possibly future...) on the malleable human mind. these could include: death/s, birth/s, divorce/s, non-disposable interaction of quality with other humans, assorted tragedy/s, etc...
these are the memories which we will carry to the grave!, (-like the time you got fucked so vigorously you wanted to cry for your mama!, but it still was glorious!!)

my memories of that car crash will remain a mental tattoo!!

she ground the poison out of me with vigor, it shall forever be a mental tattoo!!

that sex party was never again re-created, everyone got off; and it shall forever remain a mental tattoo!!

she got off like a fireworks finale, a mental tattoo i will never forget!!

by michael foolsley January 14, 2010

tiktok

The wasteland of humanity.

I'd have more fun sticking one thumb into my mouth and the other up my asshole and switching between them than making a tiktok video

by JayCutlerGOAT May 11, 2020

tiktoking

Watching social media videos to the point of developing an unrealistic sense of reality.

"He is in his dorm tiktoking himself into dating hell thinking that all females should dance like that for their lovers."

"She is tiktoking herself into depression. If only shopping like that is the answer to all life problems."

by AnotherByteOfSeattle March 2, 2023

alt tiktok

A bunch of social rejects that want to kill all men and rule the world with women and gay people. None of them look good, they are just plain social rejects

Normal Person: did you hear that Gemini seduced a 16 year old?

Social reject: ew no I’m on alt TikTok not straight TikTok

by suckmydickandeatmyass123 November 11, 2020

Alt tiktok

social rejects

Imagine being in alt tiktok. You fuking bitch.

by uarefads April 23, 2021

FM Tattoo

A tattoo located on the small of a woman's back above the ass. Called a FM (Fuck Me) tattoo because they were first popularized by strippers and women who have them are assumed to be of low moral character.

"It's getting late and I'm horny. I'm going for the red head with the store bought tits and the FM tattoo."

by Cheez Head June 12, 2009

Screwed Blued and Tattooed

This phrase actually comes from the tanning industry. The order of operation was to kill the animal with a bolt gun (screwing it) then to blue the hide (blued) and then to tattoo a quality mark on the hide (tattoo).

If you are screwed, blued, and tattooed, it means that you're fucked.

Screwed Blued and Tattooed

by Newbie0 March 27, 2010