tigershark

A penis that is not symmetrical. One side of the head extends much longer than the other.

George W. Bush has a wicked tigershark.

by Zack "Osirus" McClintock November 3, 2004

bad times

a term used by adam corolla.
see: good times

Dr, Drew: what did your dad do to you?
caller: well, he abused me and drank beer and ran away when I was 8.
Adam: bad times

by Drew January 2, 2004

Old Timer's syndrome

An apt mondegreen for Alzheimer's Syndrome.

I think my granny has Old Timer's Syndrome... she keeps calling me "Mr. Roosevelt"!

by breakfaster January 4, 2007

Life and Times

see also quist

1. a phrase denoting an active social life with women. the origin of the phrase is rumoured to have begun in conversation after one of the partakers of the conversation recieved no less than 7 calls from seven different girls back to back

*phone rings*
"life and times, terry?"
"life and times, man"

by DorianEzra August 12, 2005

Tiemersma

Tall Fresian people who are generally awsome.

That guy is such a Tiemersma

by williambbutlicker October 3, 2009

great times

To proclaim extreme pleasure, and/or eventful times normally involving alcohol. It can be used to describe the event, or to share with others the acknowledgement of your positive feelings about a meeting or event.

In question form: 'Did you go for great times last night?'

Exclamation: 'Great times!' - normally followed by clinking glasses together in the traditional 'cheers' motion.

Response to news:

A Guy: 'So did you hook up with xxx last night?'
Laid Guy: 'Yup'
A Guy: 'Great times'

by jase n tonic May 31, 2006

short timer

Someone who is sentenced to the county pokey for 30 days or less.

Quit yer bitch ass cryin', you're just a short timer.

by taraka.san August 26, 2009