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tida

good at sucking dick. likes to suck it. and sucked alot.

a natural pro.
by helloimbored June 3, 2009
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Today years old

A phrase grown adults who haven’t lost their virginity yet and still live in their parent’s basement say when they heard something on the internet that usually isn’t true.
I was today years old when I learned that guitar strings are actually made for cutting cheese cubes.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 5, 2023
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Tidalwave Sex

Intense sexual intercourse.

Derived from an archetype my English teacher made us write about. The water represented sex life, and my body of water was a tidal wave.

Commonly used as THE tidalwave.
I'm gonna show Maddi what the "tidalwave sex" is all about. ;)
by Taylor Ziggy January 20, 2009
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Today is the Day

Awesome Noise Metal band from Nashville. Have played with well known bands like Mastadon and Lamb of God
by GaaraoftheDamned September 23, 2012
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Gay For Today

1. just being plain fruity or hella gay just for the day; cannot be gay for the week because its just flaming homo as fuck
2. when a certain person acts gay by saying gay shit or doing it for a laugh
3. something you do when theres nothing else to do when hanging around with your friends
4. when you get that gut feeling to be gay, but not be entirely gay cuz its just plain gay just for the day or the rest of the night but as soon as it hits midnight that day, the gayness has to stop but if your acting hella gay when its 12:01 a.m. or past that, you are OFFICIALLY GAY.
5. to put it simply, just being gay for the day. tomorrow will be no different.....OR WILL IT? DUN! DUN! DUN!
1. "Hi Brendon! How are you today?"

"Get the hell away from me, blud! You hella gay!"

"Dude, stop tripping, I'm just being gay for today"

"Oh look! It's Orlando in a tutu!"

*BIG LAUGHS*

"Stop laughin'! This shit ain't funny, nucca! Pink is the new green, bitch! Brendon, lemme get half of that human burrito!"

"Ok....you guys are just plain gay...except Hardale, he's just gay for today..."

"Not me! I'm in a tutu! This shit is flaming metro, brraaahhhh!"

"Your hella gay Orlando..."

2. "Dude its almost midnight, stop touching my ass"

"I'm just being gay for today dude, stop being a fucking panzy pie"

"Panzy pie? What the fuck is that?"

*12:01 A.M.*

"Something....Right...Here!"

*Licks Finger and Touches Dudes Asscrack with it*

"DUDE! NOT COOL! YOUR FUCKING GAY!"

"ah....shit, don't tell Daniella on Myspace about this...."

"........Daniella's a dude...."

"FUCK!!!"

3. *WHISTLES*

*WALKS INTO ROOM*

*BIG GAY METROSEXUAL MOANS*

"Brendon! What the fuck are you doing?!?!"

"I FINALLY GOT FEELINS FOR SHANTELLE! AINT THAT RIGHT BABY?"

*man voice* ".....UH SURE, KEEP PUSHING THAT MEAT, HELPS HIDING MINE..."

"WHAT THE FUCK...?!"

"HAHA, BRENDON, YOU FUCKED A TRANNY!"
by Deep Fried Vagina January 19, 2009
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Tiddy

Tiddy is a definition to describe something which is small
visiting family i was introduced to two tiddypuppies they were smaller compared to others i have seen
by puffy lips September 16, 2013
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tiddy bear

The word for teddy bear in a New Zealand accent. Rather funny when you hear it.

Sounds like the word for the female chest XD
A little boy in Auckland goes to bed with his tiddy bear while the Americans are at work or play
by Midnight Raven January 26, 2009
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