Cocktail Table

The small of a girl's back, especially when you place a drink on it when getting her form behind, doggie style

That girl is so big I could put an entire six pack on her cocktail table!

by Doggie King August 17, 2011

tummy table

When fat people balance plates on their stomachs

Jim is sitting on the sofa, watching TV, and eating pizza off his tummy table.

by awmm December 19, 2017

Championship Tabled

A State of which someone is so totally spaced out on low quality drugs that they will phone their mates at 3 in the morning, spouting words of which have no relevance to anything.

'aaahm, flur- chapp- chammpion TABLES!! No, Tables!! You're not gettiin' me, bro. Championship Tabled! TA - Ables!'

by The Original Mason September 10, 2011

Table Pusher

When you swipe everything off a table usually in your house or someone's house. Then you put your girlfriend on it and start fucking her on the table.

Table Pusher: (swipes everything off table)
Girlfriend: HURRY THE FUCK UP
Table Pusher: (Starts fucking on the table)

by Fat Naruto November 4, 2019

took the table

took the table or take the table is a poker term used when one person ends up with all the money.

I played texas hold em for the first time and took the table.

by The Kez May 16, 2005

wooden table

your penis

Can I see your "wooden table"?

by rawrxdxdxdxdxdxd October 14, 2017

table fox

This would be a man or woman, (usually a woman), who is very attractive while sitting down at a table, but when they get up they reveal an ass the size of Cleveland...

"What do you think of that girl over there with Cindy?"

"Total Table Fox; she got up to go to the bathroom and knocked over two tables"

"Too bad, great from the waist up"

by IrishMike February 28, 2008