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Morning Rot

When you wake up in the morning and the bed is so comfy that you can’t get out of bed. A good rot usually lasts from 30 minutes to 3hrs. During a morning rot, one could typically be seen scrolling aimlessly through tiktok/ instagram/twitter, watching youtube etc.
“ i actually woke up pretty early today, but my morning rot lasted like 2 hrs”

“ Can we leave at like 2pm? I wanna make sure i have time for a good morning rot”
by abutthole March 11, 2024
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Rot

The definition of being somewhere just right on time.

Ron: „Hey Dan, when you can hit the spot?”

Dan: „Yo boy, dunn worry about it, i'll be rot today!“
by Romo_Momo September 1, 2021
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Rotting strawberries

When a man has gangrene of the testicles, and they start to turn black and rot.

In which they begin to look like strawberries that are rotting.
I got a horrible case of rotting strawberries fresh from the vine.

My rotting strawberries smell really bad, and they are attracting fruit flies.
by CumCorpse October 6, 2023
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Rots of ruck

Phrase told by Evelyn Harper in Season 9 Episode 9 of Two And Half Men. Alan is expelled from Walden's house and goes to his mother's house. She denies him and says that as farewell.
Alan: Fine! Fine! I am leaving! Thanks a lot!
Evelyn (Talking as chinese person): Rots of ruck!
by Greatplayer125 April 24, 2024
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Rot

Rot is a deadly, otherwordly virus. It spreads from host to host and begins the decay process on whatever it touches. Rot should be feared and if you see any Rot you should report it to your local government immediately. Nothing is safe from Rot, and every instance should be taken seriously. Please do not attempt to deal with or make your own Rot, as it could end horribly.
Bro, I just went into the woods and saw some Rot there.

Dude we need to tell the police about it right now.
by HsifReal February 8, 2023
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Tram rot

The specific type of brain decay associated with significant or involved understanding of the Universal Hollywood Studio Tour.
I don’t want to go on the studio tour again, dude. I still have tram rot from yesterday.”
by Jendingo May 10, 2024
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Pot rot

When a mans gut overhangs and in the folds of skin underneath a cheesy smelling substance accumalates
Wow Damian has put some timber on I bet he’s got bad pot rot under his new pot belly
by Thlegend October 13, 2020
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