testies

Tu is no ass.

by Anonymous February 26, 2003

texties

Short pieces of text, usually found on a website.

"This site is down"
"Leave the peas"

by Jon January 19, 2005

texterooski

another word for text message

"ay yo train bitch aint answerin"
"hit her with a texterooski"

by P Doon June 16, 2008

Texticular Cancer

Pain or soreness in the thumbs from incessant text messaging, and general cell phone key use.

Her swollen thumbs indicated that she was suffering from a serious bout with texticular cancer.

by Ariesthirtyone May 7, 2009

Texticles

The alpha numeric keys on your phone used to send a text message. QWERTY refers to the order in which your texticles are laid out. Some texticles are large, and some are small enough to cause you to hit the wrong key and mis-spell a word.

A. Your girlfriend borrowed my phone and had her fingers all over my texticles.

B. That girl was texting so fast she broke one of her texticles.

C. My texticles are so big they make her hands look small.

by Pepsieholik February 5, 2010

Wet Texter

A wet texter is someone who is being very kinky while texting.

Last night my boyfriend texted me “ I’d rather have you in my pants than in my head ” he was being a very wet texter

by Kinky Ass Mom January 1, 2021

texticle

An individual who incessantly sends you text messages about topics you really have no desire to talk about, especially when anticipating communication from an attractive member of the opposite sex.

Jake (looking at his phone): "Dude, it's another freaking text from Laz about LeBron James. He's sent me six in the last three minutes!"

Scott: "Just turn your damn phone off!"

Jake: "But I can't ... I'm awaiting a text or call from Olga the Lingerie Model about our date tomorrow. Laz is such a texticle."

Scott: "No ... He just needs to get laid."

by J.L. de Plancha July 10, 2010