tarped

when the penis is soft and the skin from ones penis is stretched over the pink so one can not see the pink.

man, that speedo made this dick all tarped and shit.

by THE GREG December 15, 2004

tappedouter2002

Complete and utter Pillock and CEO of QGG

Likes to fondle women in his fiesta whilst staring into his inconspicuous shed

Can't do a well executed hand brake turn

MANIAC, YOBBO

Do you know tappedouter2002, he's a right YOBBO I heard he's tried marketing his brand onto a dildo

by James Mays Inconspicuous Shed September 5, 2021

tappetlicker

a tappetlicker is someone who licks fags

dan is a tappetlicker

by braves231 December 14, 2008

Tampedo

another way of relating the menstrual cycle to random bursts of explosive bitchy-ness

derivatives Tampon+ torpedo= tampedo

Fire ALL tampedos!

but we only get the ONE a month >.>

FINE! Fire THE tampedo!

by TEEGAGAIN November 6, 2009

tampede

a chaotic race/fight between many women on their period for the last tampon.

Denny: Dude, all the girls are on their periods and there's not enough tampons for all of them. A tampede is imminent.

Jason: Why are we still standing here? Shit's about to get real.

by scrabblemaster19 September 26, 2010

tamped on

what happens when a tampon becomes used

This tampon has already been tamped on.

by cralledode July 6, 2011

trapped whinge

Another name for pre-menstrual tension (PMT)/when a woman is on her period.

"Your wife was in a foul mood today mate"

"Yeah, I know. It's that time of the month - she has trapped whinge!"

by P & C Holdings Samui Ltd August 22, 2011