by erikaaface77 September 2, 2009

Thomas: "Ayy man, this nigga spreadin' his google chromosomes around, what we gonna do?"
Ben: "Shut the fuck up Thomas, I'm sick of your bullshit; everyone is."
Ben: "Shut the fuck up Thomas, I'm sick of your bullshit; everyone is."
by Scrötumm Teeklurr June 11, 2017

A phenomenon in which toxic search engine results have a cumulative and systemic negative effect on the efficacy of the search engine. Search engine results trending towards decreasing accuracy, often caused by commercial websites attaining top listings through the use of search engine optimization (SEO) methods. Highly ranked search engine spam.
by OkieLoki February 28, 2009

A person without an original thought who gets all their ideas directly from the internet or TV. They will often change positions 180 degrees without blinking an eye, just because they saw something new on their Screens.
Me talking to someone who fully supported vax mandates (Your body, our choice) last week ranting and raving about abortion rights (My body, my choice) this week: "You do realize that's exactly the opposite of what you were saying last week, don't you? Are you a Google-parrot, or what?"
by Prod Igalson June 26, 2022

A phrase used to convey to another person to stop wasting your time with stupid questions that neither party knows the answer to and find out on your own.
by Kevin Cornwell May 19, 2007

1. (n) a collaboration of web pages which use a common phrase in the names of hyperlinks to the same address for the explicit purpose of making that address appear at the top of the list when that phrase is typed into a Google search engine. (This phenomenon is unique to Google since most other search engines don't include text from hyperlinks in their databases.)
2. (v) (-ed,-ing) to conspire with other web page authors to create a Google bomb by agreeing on the search phrase and victim site
2. (v) (-ed,-ing) to conspire with other web page authors to create a Google bomb by agreeing on the search phrase and victim site
The most famous Google bomb can be triggered by searching for "miserable failure". As of 1/8/04, the White House biography of George W. Bush is still at top of the list. Some counterstrikes have been made on Jimmy Carter's bio and Michael Moore's website, which now appear second and third respectively.
by BeardedFatass January 7, 2004

Tony, google maps doesn't even have the new bypass, so the directions are all wrong, why do you insist on using it. You're such a google hoe.
by mystic pawn October 22, 2006
