Person 1: "Hey Google, I feel sick."
Google Home: According to Mayo Clinic, Malaise can have causes that aren't due to underlying disease. Examples include eating too much, drinking too much, inadequate sleep, feeling sad, missing normal exercise routine, or caffeine withdrawal."
Google Employee at Google Headquarters: "You hear that? Advertise medicine to them now!"
Google Home: According to Mayo Clinic, Malaise can have causes that aren't due to underlying disease. Examples include eating too much, drinking too much, inadequate sleep, feeling sad, missing normal exercise routine, or caffeine withdrawal."
Google Employee at Google Headquarters: "You hear that? Advertise medicine to them now!"
by HokoraYinphineMPP August 23, 2019
A succinct reply to acknowledge understanding of an obscure word or phrase after you have quickly Googled it. Better than flat out asking what something means and less arrogant than feigning previous knowledge of a subject.
Conversation via cell phone text:
Non basketball fan: "Your team, Kansas, did well today right?"
Kansas fan: "Yeah they did! Rock chalk jayhawk!"
...moment to Google the phrase...
Non basketball fan: "Google nod."
Non basketball fan: "Your team, Kansas, did well today right?"
Kansas fan: "Yeah they did! Rock chalk jayhawk!"
...moment to Google the phrase...
Non basketball fan: "Google nod."
by paciferal March 25, 2013
A phenomenon in which toxic search engine results have a cumulative and systemic negative effect on the efficacy of the search engine. Search engine results trending towards decreasing accuracy, often caused by commercial websites attaining top listings through the use of search engine optimization (SEO) methods. Highly ranked search engine spam.
by OkieLoki February 28, 2009
by urbaner7863784682764 January 01, 2011
A phrase used to convey to another person to stop wasting your time with stupid questions that neither party knows the answer to and find out on your own.
by Kevin Cornwell May 05, 2007
1. (n) a collaboration of web pages which use a common phrase in the names of hyperlinks to the same address for the explicit purpose of making that address appear at the top of the list when that phrase is typed into a Google search engine. (This phenomenon is unique to Google since most other search engines don't include text from hyperlinks in their databases.)
2. (v) (-ed,-ing) to conspire with other web page authors to create a Google bomb by agreeing on the search phrase and victim site
2. (v) (-ed,-ing) to conspire with other web page authors to create a Google bomb by agreeing on the search phrase and victim site
The most famous Google bomb can be triggered by searching for "miserable failure". As of 1/8/04, the White House biography of George W. Bush is still at top of the list. Some counterstrikes have been made on Jimmy Carter's bio and Michael Moore's website, which now appear second and third respectively.
by BeardedFatass January 08, 2004
Tony, google maps doesn't even have the new bypass, so the directions are all wrong, why do you insist on using it. You're such a google hoe.
by mystic pawn October 23, 2006