chode

A small, fat penis that is as long as it is wide. People reffered to as "chodes" often are fat. This is a big insult to male and female alike.

"Emma you are such a Chode McChoderson!"

by Alex McChoderson May 1, 2005

chode

a chode has nothing better to do than actually look up the word chode on urban dictionary like a frikkin chode

Your A FRIKKIN CHODE!!!

by anonymous March 18, 2005

Chode

penis that is hard to wank

matthew cull has one of these, genuine chode dick

by whora masters September 5, 2009

chode

A penis that is wider than it is long. Usually put in pimply,bloody pussy's.

Brendan popped nikkis cherry with that chode

by jack December 9, 2002

Chode

A penis that has the dimensions of a hamburger.

My Asian friend Kevin has the Chinese curse, because he has a chode.

by Anus October 24, 2004

chode

A penis which has a greater width than it does length, although contrary to popular opinion, a chode cannot exist, the word is simply used to mockingly define a penis which is short and fat, see stumpy

"wow, that is one chodey chode"

by hex_ten August 21, 2006

chode

Chode, sometimes spelled choad.

1. A short, stubby penis.

2. Fecal matter clinging to an animal's rear.

3. The perineum.

1. OMG my gay lover has a chode like a cheese wheel LOLOLOL!!!!1

2. Chode encounters of the turd kind!!

3. Please do not spank my chode with a fly swatter.

by JohnnyBJs August 27, 2006