Takin' the toast

When having ass sex, coming at the exact same time as the toaster ejecting fresh toast.

"Oh. Bro, I'd just been flippin' the omelet, and oh, i had my shit all timed out clocks, right? Came, dude. Just as the toaster popped I was takin' the toast.

by mega miles December 17, 2008

mostest with the toastest

A phrase used to mock oneself, or to express sarcasm in a situation that is normally serious.

Man #1: "I am SO hungry!

Man #2: "No way! I'm the mostest with the toastest!"

Man#1: "Hah! by his use of sarcasm, I can tell that in reality, I am hungrier!"

by Mr. Squrimy June 18, 2009

burn the toast

Smoking hella weed

Dude wanna go burn the toast

by gajauev267 November 17, 2014

Ice on toast

Another phrase for "on fleek" or "on point" or something that just looks good

Beth- "woah roxie your eyebrows are ice on toast."

Roxie- "thanks Beth your ice on toast."

by Bethh.1k January 14, 2018

Go commit toaster bath

What you say to someone when you want them to commit suicide by putting a plugged in toaster in their bath while they're in it.

EpicsPotato123:Go commit toaster bath or I'll unfriend you and block you
Jupiter _Kittys: Ha no u
EpicsPotato123:fuc-

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

uncultured burnt toast

(noun) Someone who does not understand an obvious joke, usually on the internet.

“That’s the joke you uncultured burnt toast.”

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021

a lot of jelly on that toast

A way to describe a girl with a big butt.

"Hey check out that girl over there with the big butt."
"Yeah, she's got a lot of jelly on that toast."

by chanito August 19, 2013