Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome 

Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome (PERS) is a condition developed when a person (usually a male) ejaculates while masturbating to hardcore pornography.

An example of a typical post ejaculatory regret syndrome scenario

Person: "Damn, I can't believe I jerked off to that disgusting shit!" *Deletes history from the beginning of time*

Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome by Pers September 5, 2016

broke nigga syndrome 

When one does not posses money or the urge to get it

You got no money no job you got broke nigga syndrome

broke nigga syndrome by Dftr January 4, 2020

Golden Nuts Syndrome

A characterological pattern which includes the mistaken belief that one’s own gonads are invaluable and should practically be worshipped.

He was just another sad casualty of Golden Nuts Syndrome, one of the many wealthy narcissists whose mistaken impression caused him to be the 12th victim of a female serial killer just trying to clean up the dating pool.

Golden Nuts Syndrome by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2021

Flat Asian Butt Syndrome 

Flat Asian Butt Syndrome (FABS), also known as Asian Booty Disease, is a benign medical condition that develops in over 95% of both males and females of Asian descent. The condition affects the entire gluteal region and is irreversible but not life-threatening. Symptoms include lack of volume and abnormal flatness. Typical complications are not being able to participate in popular dances such as twerking and not being able to fill out pants.

Sara: "I want to learn how to twerk."

Thomas: "With your pronounced case of Flat Asian Butt Syndrome, I think it would be a waste of time."

Flat Asian Butt Syndrome by Moroccanite June 23, 2023

sUwUicide Syndrome 

A level of submissiveness particularly in males that reaches a level of being submissive to even those classified as 'submissive' by doms would be able to top said person in a sexual scenario.

"Bro, it's been getting worse, I think I had sUwUicide syndrome."

"Aw, little sub"

sUwUicide Syndrome by A Particular Mouse April 30, 2021

Urban Dictionary Editor Apathy Syndrome (UDEAS) 

This occurs while someone has been editing urban dictionary posts for a couple of hours and starts to get annoyed about how many idiotic people post redundant uncreative unoriginal definitions.

i've got a case of urban dictionary editor apathy syndrome (UDEAS) and i think i need to take a break.

Urban Dictionary Editor Apathy Syndrome (UDEAS) by CurvedMirror February 28, 2009

Mexican Mom Syndrome 

Often abbreviated as M.M.S. A debilitating illness that strikes Mexican woman once they reach parenthood. Upon birth of the first child, the disease begins. Symptoms include: Gradually becoming shorter as time passes, rapid multiplication of children, ability to curse at their children using the most made up words ever conceived, extreme creativity when it comes to what to hit their kids with; ranging from a belt to something like a wooden spoon.

Unfortunately in the Mexican community, some women may contract Mexican Mom Syndrome at an age of anywhere after 13 years of age.

Mexican Mom Syndrome by Xero _ Manifest October 22, 2011