Slumbering Lumber

When you take a long nasty shit in your sleep.

I after I finished fucking this chick we went to bed, but then I woke up the next morning and discovered a slumbering lumber.

by Moseby July 12, 2010

Shlump

A shit lump that some people leave on the side of the toilet bowl.
See also: Shlump stream

"My god! Someone's left one hell of a big schlump in there!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

slum king

Little Boys who have nothing to call their own. They live off of other people and never tries to do anything for themselves. They tend to act like fuck niggas, dogs, and whores.

The person I really wanted turned out to be a slum king.

I want a real man not some wack slum king.

by Twink Twink March 5, 2015

shlump/shlumpy/shlumpiness

A word meaning goodness.

That meal was full of shlumpiness!

by craig May 7, 2004

shlumpernickel

Contrary to popular belief flumpernickel is not a variation of pumpernickel or flumpernickel. It is acctualy a very rare metal found in the heart of oxen.

Check out my bling-bling, I just got a new shlumpernickel necklace.

by Nick July 26, 2003

sklummey

Anything that is "Abnormal"

I met my mother's boyfriend, he is pretty sklummey.

by Jay D October 1, 2003

shlumpin

It can either be eating or describe what is being eaten. If something is shlumpin than it is very desirable and delusions. If you are shlumpin it just means you are eating. You can also use the word as shlump also in reference to eating.

Dude we really need to go get some shlump. Man those ribs were so shlumpin.

by Phlop July 25, 2007