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Bird surfing

smoking marijuana and/or smoking a cigarette while riding in a car with the windows open.
"Dude, a couple of friends and I went bird surfing last night and it was nice!"
by hola_anal March 28, 2012
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bong surfing

Upon running out of your own weed and being too broke to buy more; you then visit a different friend each day to get smoked out on their supply.
Garrett is so broke right now, I hear he's been bong surfing just to get high.
by rugtol44 June 30, 2018
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clam surfing

The process of rubbing a semi erect penis across the opening of a moist vagine.
She wouldn't let me stick it in, I had to settle for some heavy clam surfing. White capped her belly.
by Mschmidthead June 5, 2017
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Tab surfing

Verb. The act of clicking from tab to tab, usually from left to right, in a web browser. Social networks are usually a part of this, and people your chatting with get annoyed or say "Talk to you later" because they think you left when you were actually just cycling through your open tabs a bit slow.
"Hey you're back! Where'd you go?"

"Sorry about that. I was just tab surfing, I am still here. lol"
by Uncle Nerdicus November 23, 2013
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Taxi surfing

Jumping on top of an un/suspecting cab/taxi and surfing/balancing around london(or wherever you may be) for as long as you can while it is in motion.

If you are feeling extra skilled try and do it on a skateboard on top of the taxi.
I am yet to find someone who will actaully give Taxi surfing a real go.

Although some people have been known to grab onto the back of a taxi. Standing/ Skating on top of one in motion would be a serious challenge.
by stasia909 April 25, 2010
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Chain surfing

to balance on a slacked chain that runs between two poles, typically found in urban environments that were designed to have an old-fashioned look. In order to maintain balance, you keep your arms raised and the chain moves sideways, making it look as if you were on a real surf board.
-That kid over there dropped his phone when he was chain surfing
by benjaminf12 December 15, 2013
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Rim Surfing

To drive a car without tires; only "surfing" on the rims.
Damn that guy really be rim surfing in his whip.
by coleismole August 20, 2023
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