surfing

the shittest sport in the shittest world

Kris: i know you like bodyboarding but is surfing good?
Alex: Just get out of my house...right now!!!!!
Kris: ok chum
Alex: SURFING IS JUST SHIT

by Kris Engelhardt October 8, 2005

shoulder surfing

A stolen term from surf lingo. (Everyone seems to try to inject surfing vernacular into there vocabulary, hoping to acquire what use to be surfing coolness. i.e. web surfing). Laughably surfing has become so commercialized that it is no longer a cool association. Real term is "shoulder hopping": to drop in on someone elses wave, not at the peak but at the shoulder (down the line). A Wuss thing to do since it is generally easier and rude to do this.

Dude1: "This dude shoulder hopped me so I speared his brand new Channel Islands board with my old Cordell and did some serious damage." Chuckling

Dude2: "Right-on bro. He's one of those Corona Del Mar kooks anyways."

not shoulder surfing

by Silverfish February 15, 2006

Carpet Surfing

carpet surfing: when you crash at a friends house after a night of drinking and are forced to sleep on the bare (and often rough) carpet, with no blankets or pillows

joe: "hey soldier, you still coming up to my place this weekend?"

eric: "ya, but it looks like im going to be carpet surfing...i don't have room for anything else in my bag"

by Ryan Cash March 18, 2008

surfing

a type of language only dumbasses who dont know how to read talk

hey dude this is radiccccculllllll surfing is radiculll dudeee

by aidan dude its radiculllll October 22, 2020

diary surfing

the art of snooping in a colleague's Outlook diary to find out work related gossip or other sensitive personal information

Despite diary surfing all morning, Joe had not uncovered any salacious gossip

John: "I see Dave has a meeting with the boss tomorrow about that client report he messed up".

Brenda: "How did you find that out?".

John: "I was doing a spot of diary surfing over lunch".

by Dick Shonery September 30, 2014

swag surfing

online shopping, especially shopping online for clothes

its almost time to go back to college...i think ill do some swag surfing!

by Nate m fin Henry January 8, 2010

Car Surfing

Driving fast, weaving in and out of traffic on a 4 lane or better road, trying to get ahead of the other cars, so you can get to where your trying to go faster.

I hate getting caught in slow traffic, so I usually end up car surfing away to spread myself out from the rest of the pack.

by Lawrence Wittman February 21, 2007