dump stump

The toilet.

"Dude, I gotta jump on my dump stump and squeeze one out"

by The frankenloaf October 14, 2013

stump jumping music

generaly a term used by old people to refer to new age music thats past there era such as hip hop, rap, techno, and anything else that has a fast eletronic beat

you kids and your damn "stump jumping music" is irritating.

by KAPTAIN CAVEMAN October 3, 2011

Crungle stump

A Crungle stump is a pair of balls that are huge,whale sized

Crungle stump ass balls

by Why would I regret this? January 13, 2023

The 3 stump pump

When you fuck your misses with a randomers stump an make her cum in 3 pumps

I did the 3 stump pump to my Scottish bird last night I screamed like a pterodactyl

by Stef the school bus Williams April 22, 2023

Saskatchewan stump puller

When a person is sitting on your chest taking a dump while giving you a handjob

Oh my god. That Saskatchewan stump puller cleaned out both of ends. I feel so lite and free.

by Tarukrueger December 29, 2022

STUMP POKER

A MASTURBATION GAME FIRST GUY TO SPEW WINS

JOHNNY LOST THE LAST GAME OF STUMP POKER BUT HIS HAND FELT SO GOOD THAT HE PLAYED IT OUT

by SLOBOVIAN NEWS NETWORK January 3, 2023

Stumping

When a person sits on a stump

Hey dude! You wanna go stumping?

by Gamberman August 28, 2023