Itchy Scratchies

What you get when you have sex with people who have STD's.

I got the "Itchy Scratchies" and had to get some ointment from the doctor.

by Vegas March 23, 2003

two-lip stretch

oral fisting

I tried to give her the ol' two-lip stretch, and I think I killed her.

by The Benjanator December 19, 2009

donkey monkey stretch

The act of sexual dominance during copulation by Rob towards Gwen; hey guys 'I donkey monkey stretched Gwen last night' (high fives all round)

I'm not sure what I did with Gwen and her head phones, but we sure as hell had a donkey monkey stretch!

by Wezwez January 15, 2014

stretch a cock

When a member of the male species bends over naked, and stretches his penis so as he can touch the tip of the helmet to his tongue giving himself oral pleasure.

I wish that I could stretch a cock like Nick and Patrick do.

by shawn May 27, 2004

streched hiny

if you've had it up the backside too hard then for the first few days after you have an over-sized bum

i got it up the bum so hard last night ive got an aching, streched hiny

by sexamania February 5, 2004

Stretch nuts

Noun. Really bad dis for a guy who’s still a virgin.

Hey stretch nuts! When are you going to lose your virginity?

by B-rizzle November 21, 2018

Stretch

Kid who has no ass. There are many theories on how he lost it. Some say a shark bit it off. Others think it was ass-rammed off. But the most common theory is that he's never had an ass. This makes sitting quite difficult. He carries around a cushion. People call him NASS, for No-Ass.

Stretch has no ass! Its not there!

by Bob April 5, 2005