Barefoot one sock bandit

A man who has one sock on his cock and none on his feet who wears a mask over his face and no other clothes. He steals the anal virginity of any poor soul that dares step foot in the Oneida varsity locker room.

Bryson Carinci: I was taking a shower and the barefoot one sock bandit came in and stole my anal virginity.
Zack Smithson: yo no way that happened to me last Tuesday and I think I’m gay now!

by Bailey Boyer September 30, 2021

Get stick bug lol

It’s sort of like a rickroll, except you have a stick bug dancing to some music from Bee swarm simulator on roblox
This meme is another type of bait and switch using a disguised link that leads to the video, or you have a normal video when white lines, or sticks show up and show you the actual thing

Me: *on social media*
User: guys check out this cool video of XYZ happening!
Me: *watches video*

-actually get stick bug lol-

by @mayor_toby August 13, 2020

fat stack

A huge wad of money, usually 100's and 50's, carried around by ballers, drug dealers, or rich ass bastards

Mann, I jus made a huge deal, and check out my fat stack I got from it

by M Beezy July 16, 2008

shitty sock

When you have been short changed or generally pissed off by someone and you need to get back at them. You proceed to dump your load into a sock, preferably a large stretchy sock, then swing it around and slap the said person across their face.

The bitch stole all my money, she needs a shitty sock.

by phatmedia August 21, 2008

Crusty Sock

An old sock filled with so much dried semen it has become crusty, mainly found in teenage boys rooms.
Also might be filled with lotion

"Yo dude, while you were in the bathroom, I uh... um, found a crusty sock in your drawer"
"Shit I forgot about that!

by iheartthecregg September 22, 2020

Sock Flop

Post ejaculation into a condom aka sock, one slides it off the still engorged member and flops the saggy, wet condom upside the head of their partner. May be delivered in repeated in repetitive , back and forth flops against both sides of their face if desired.

I sock flopped Rachel real good last night. I had a full nut so it was wet smackin.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

twiddle stick

A marijuana cigarette.

Let's go to dinner tonight.

Ok, I will roll a twiddle stick before we eat.

by twiddler7 February 22, 2011