Starched Sock

A sock that you keep by the bed to jerk off into. So called because eventually it gets stiff as a board from all the dried chimp.

Don't look under the bed- there may be a couple of starched socks under there!

by Big Chimper July 7, 2003

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satchel of richards

Bag of dicks

Go eat a satchel of Richards

by anonymous February 1, 2021

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bi-satchel

one who is in love with both rucksacks and drawstring bags

"dude, he be bi-satchel"

by Hugh Jass March 27, 2004

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The most fierce, most powerful Swag on the planet. Nothing can touch it. Nothing can come close. Possessed by Supa Stace, the Swag has seen the destruction of millions of unfortunate victims all over Canada and the United States. If you just so happen to be around when Tha STACESWAG is comin...you betta run for cover, but even then, it's gonna get ya.

You've been hit by..Tha STACESWAG.

by young latin man April 16, 2009

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Stacey

Stacey is a beautiful and sexy girl! You be so lucky to get a stacey! She has amazing body and stunning eyes! She is your world and loves helping people when they need it 💕 so boys if you get a stacey never let her go or it will be instant regret 💕

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Stacey is a stunner

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Action Satchel

An alternative name for man-bags that was invented to make insecure men feel less effeminate about owning what is essentially a handbag.

Clutching his action satchel, Timmy barged through the closed wooden doors and out into the storm.

"I'll show those lousy lumberjacks who's a real man," he shrieked, stomping his foot against the floor like some sort of wet sissy grasshopper. "I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM!!!"

by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011

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