A squirrel feather is a poster child for abortion, mentally challenged, bushy haired, annoying, short-near dwarfism, unstable minded, constantly pacing and pretending to have self-worth in heroism and creating the illusion that people actually care about them. When a squirrel feather feels that they are not being heard, they raise their voice rudely interrupting individuals that actually know what is going on only to make themselves look like a jackass in front of others. You can often hear a squirrel feather repeating phrases like "...and stuff like that" or "as far as it goes"...only leading others into confusion on how far it really does go. A squirrel feather can usually be found staring off into space usually confused about easy tasks and making no sense whatsoever in anything and having extreme difficulty in making any decisions on any simple task. Hobbies of squirrel feather are staring uncomfortably at a man getting undressed and making a suggestive reminder in a unsettling creapy tone that its time to take a shower to another man-often resulting in that man feeling extremely uncomfortable. Squirrel feathers are usually kinfolk of Jimmys and are most often little brothers of Jimmys.
by Mick267 January 16, 2020

A hairy ass mustache. There’s normal mustaches and then there’s bushy squirrels. Shave that thang off.
by Jon Harold the 3rd January 11, 2018

When a gentlemen stretches his nut sack in the shape of a bowl and it's filled with beer, liquor, water, juice, etc. and his partner drinks the contents of the nut sack.
I got a good buzz last night when Brian gave me a Thirsty Squirrel of whiskey. He has a big nut sack.
by Ginger Bear September 5, 2018

by Gian Luca’s March 10, 2018

Omg, did you know that Regina and Kade squirrel mated at the party last night?
WTF, get out, we're squirrel mating right now.
WTF, get out, we're squirrel mating right now.
by siprofesora November 23, 2016

The act of performing oral sexual intercourse so intensely that the one giving it produces noises resembling those of a choking squirrel.
by The.Rt.Hon.BorisBlowjobson1722 March 13, 2023

Small pile of laundry or junk. Usually left with the intent of being cleared up later, but normally isn't.
by VengeanceVali May 1, 2009
