spun ducky woo woo

When someone is so spgakked out on methamphetamine they are able to spin around in a tornado like fashion like "The Tasmanian Devil" while cleaning their garage.

Man, Lancer just smoked a whole dub sack in one hit. Now he is passing neptune on his way out of the solar system. He's gone spun ducky woo woo.

by wirehead May 26, 2008

Spunk Trumpet

The turgid, erect male phallus

With a quick thrust his Spunk Trumpet entered her lips and she blew and blew until her undies fell down.

by cleftistecho March 31, 2017

Spud Me

Alternative greeting phrase for endearment. Usually said whilst holding out a closed fist, similar to saying "safe".

Person X: Safe blud, you good?
Person Y: Yes, spud me.

by zingermeal October 21, 2008

funky spunk

Generally associated with the episode of Sex and the City when Samantha reported that the guy she was blowing had "funky spunk", tasting like rotten asparagus. May be rectified by a shot of wheat grass, apparently.

"Hey Alice, give me a blow job."
"Fuck no."
"Why not?!?"
"Man, you've got some funky spunk."

by Mary Jane February 21, 2005

Spunk monkey

A girl who, whilst normal in other sexual respects, makes ape-like sounds when receiving sperm in her face.

Yeah! She squealed like a spunk monkey!

by Jimlad September 10, 2003

spunkstick

The producer of man sap; the pink piston; the location of a man's second brain, or simply wood.

The more generously endowed may prefer to call it the spunk trunk.

Babe, check out how swollen and purple my spunkstick is!!

by Irritatus Maximus October 20, 2007

Sputnikmusic

Sputnikmusic is a famous music website mentioned by many popular music magazines and websites due to their music reviews. Known for their sophisticated reviews and whacky personalities, both staff and non-staff people (called users) are enabled to post music reviews, news articles, and music lists.

- Man, Sputnikmusic rated the new Taylor Swift album a 2.5. Holy shit!

- wow, this new review from Sowing is great.

- oh boy, this pizzamachine guy is a character but his reviews are good.

- who the fuck is this Johnnythewell guy???! He rated Sleep Token so low wtffff. Omg he sounds like such a snob. Does he even listen to the albums before he reviews them?

by kintups July 25, 2023