mud slinging

the act of fingering a girls asshole instead of their vagina, on accident... bro.

i was petting my dog last night, and ended up mud slinging her.

by abc123abc456 March 13, 2011

Spinning shit

The act of shiting on a ceiling fan and leaving it there for some unlucky victim to turn it on

The hotel maisd pissed me off so I gave her a spinning shit

by Sparkmaster1123 March 19, 2014

Slinging Dick

Another plumber's term. It means to put a sling on your friend Richard, who was hurt in a plumbing accident

Richard broke his arm while laying pipe. Guess I'll be slinging Dick.

by blormble August 18, 2019

Slinging chum

To ejaculate -- especially to ejaculate particularly hard or with unusually great force.

"Man, my girlfreind gave me such a great handjob last night, I was slinging chum!"

by HAL 9000 February 26, 2008

Shminging

combination of the words shocking and minging. Often used if something is so appalling that you don't even know how to describe it.

"Her thong is hanging out and she's surrounded by all those boys." "Ugh, she's shminging"

"He was really drunk, yelling, and stumbling everywhere, his behaviour was absolutely shminging"

by BooBooKitty June 7, 2013

Slinging D

When a man provides passionate sex to his partner or partners on a regular basis

Friend 1: Where were you do last night?
Friend 2: Sorry I couldn't make it, I was slinging D. You know your boy 😜

by Hidalgo104 April 1, 2017

spinning a crook yarn

The act of telling a story, or recounting an event, but absolutely bombing.

"Dan, mate. You're spinning a crook yarn here buddy. Just give up."

by brunetang January 24, 2018