Shminging

combination of the words shocking and minging. Often used if something is so appalling that you don't even know how to describe it.

"Her thong is hanging out and she's surrounded by all those boys." "Ugh, she's shminging"

"He was really drunk, yelling, and stumbling everywhere, his behaviour was absolutely shminging"

by BooBooKitty June 07, 2013

lurf

a real loser,lacking intelligence, a total dumbshit that consistantly acts moronic around EVERYONE.

My roomie is a total lurf. He hasn't gotten laid in eleven years.

by boobookitty February 05, 2005