Skelton

A pretty place in the north - east of england were my boyfriend lives :D
NOT THE HOME OF CHAVS
because i'm not a chav
and i havent been beaten up when i've gone there
so HAAHH

"you can come to skelton tonight if you want babe"

by Nicolarrr December 14, 2008

sheltoes

A cool way to say "Shoes"

Yo, check out my new Sheltoes!!

by Boris A. June 13, 2005

Spect

A slang term for a Prospect, usually an underage girl that has potential to be hot when she is of age.

"Dude that girl is so hott, too bad she's a spect, I can't touch that for three more years..."

"So what are you spects doing tonight?"

by Stoob8 January 3, 2008

speating

Spiteful eating. Eating something to deliberately hurt or annoy an individual.

My boyfriend really wanted the last piece of pizza but he was a total dick today so I'm speating it.

by moxiesummers March 20, 2015

Blackberry Bomb Shelter

The place a man should go when his woman is nearing her bad time with her blackberries.

1. My wife is acting like a total bitch time for me to head to the Blackberry Bomb Shelter.
2. My husband is acting like a total jackass he better go hide out in his Blackberry Bomb Shelter.

by Dr. Debutante January 13, 2008

Shelton

The hood of Stoke On Trent full of student cunts now!!!
But also full of the asians of s-o-t e.g the gangsters of stoke

The place to come if u want to pick up weed in stoke

If your an outsider don't run ur mouth here or u will get jumped!!!

Located near Hanley and Festival park and etruria (who reckon they all black and gangsters)

Stoke Chav:oi paki scum u wanna get stabbed
Sheltoner:im from shelton mate!
Stoke Chav:(bricking himself) im sorry plz dont stab me, here u go ave my clothes and my wallet and my phone
Sheltoner: Sound, next time u'll be ded

by BADMANs-o-t February 14, 2008

Pale Shelter

How can I be sure?
When your intrusion is my illusion
How can I be sure
When all the time you changed my mind
I asked for more and more
How can I be sure
When you don't give me love (You gave me pale shelter)
You don't give me love (you give me cold hands)
And I can't operate on this failure
When all I want to be is
Completely in command
How can I be sure
For all you say you keep me waiting
How can I be sure
When all you do is see me through
I asked for more and more
How can I be sure
When you don't give me love (You gave me pale shelter)
You don't give me love (you give me cold hands)

And I can't operate on this failure
When all I want to be is
Completely in command
I've been here before
There is no why, no need to try
I thought you had it all
I'm calling you, I'm calling you
I ask for more and more
How can I be sure
When you don't give me love (You gave me pale shelter)
You don't give me love (you give me cold hands)
And I can't operate on this failure
When all I want to be is
Completely in command
You don't give me love
You don't give me love
You don't give me love
You don't give me love
You don't give me love
You don't give me love

by Death Menace February 20, 2023