Shift the blame shift the shame

A proverb that is often used to emphasize when a person has succeded in evading a strenuous situation.

TOM: HEY! EVERYBODY! Chris likes the backstreetboys, hahaahha !!!!!!!

CHRIS: HEY EVERYBODY! Tom likes to jack off to hermaphrodite pix!

TOM : well played ....

CHRIS : Shift the blame shift the shame : )

by Dasken March 21, 2010

Snifty nining

When two dogs smell each other's butts at the same time.

Did you see those two dogs in the park? They were totally snifty nining each other.

by Recros May 9, 2011

Shifty Batter

Euphemism pertaining to semen. Related to by the fact Shifty and batter go hand in hand, as Shifty is a Fish and Chip Shop owner.

Shifty says to female - "Have you tasted Shifty Batter?"

by Shiftybatter March 31, 2008

Shifty Sleeves

A phrase used to describe a creepy man/woman at a bar or party to alert the crowd that this person looks suspicious and may drop 'something' into your drink.

Creepy Guy walks over to Woman

Woman (as she covers her drink): "Step away from my drink Shifty Sleeves!"

OR

"Watch out everyone that guy has shifty sleeves"

by Jaime Lester January 24, 2009

Snafter Party

A party/afterparty consisting of a much higher amount of "snatch (vagina)" Than "sausage (penis)".

Dude! There are like 20 bitches here, and only 6 dudes.... KILLER Snafter Party!

by Amew January 6, 2011

sniff market

this is a somewhat derogatory colloquialism among provisional licensed post-pubescent teens ranging from the years 16 to 18 of who are directly involved in; or commonly delegated the task of filling the petroleum tank for their fellow teen if they do not yet meet the provisional testing requirements or have exceedingly failed in achieving said provisional license.

"Sniff" is considered a derogatory, yet, common word used by Australian Indigenous bogans. "Sniff" is used to refer to the inhalation of petrol fume action.

"I've fuck all resin left mang. We're pulling into the sniff market and you're filling ya shit cunt."

"How much sniff do we have mang?"
"Not enough to get a Zillmere local to get to the dreamtime and back.."
"use the rest on a deece squiggly and i'll get us some up at the sniff market"

by p plater terms! August 20, 2011

Shiftyy

A move/action to escape a grenade/ugly girl/girl.

1. That Hoester sure can move fast, he shiftied away from that chick so quickly! God knows why he'd do that.

2. Back in the army, we were taught to shiftyy away from a grenade if it fell in the pit.

3. "That girl isn't even 16 yet! Thank God I shiftied"

by cplnah September 2, 2011