snake eye pee

Following a night of wild sex and passionate satisfaction, the leftover swimmers seal the urethral meatus (your cock hole) and create two master streams of urine,which may or may not hit both side of the porcelain throne. This is also referred to as "rimming it".

"Dude, I totally had snake eye pee this morning. I hit the tub and the sink at the same time!"

by orgasmic tomatoes November 27, 2014

snake dissing

Snake dissing is the way that wiggas say sneak dissing.

Deshawn *whispers* Look at Roberts bitch ass clothes.
Dontrell *whispers* Word up, straight Salvation Army.
Bob AY YO WHY YOU SNAKE DISSING MAYN Y'ALL ARE SNAKES!

by MacAntics May 14, 2015

Slazengered

When you get absolutely fucked out of your mind by alchohol

"Lulu was slazengered at Nicole's last year."

by QueerAssAlchoholic March 3, 2019

Snake Jortuna

Banter. A form of fun between people/banter.

Wow, this is very snake jortuna.

by Clitlickw March 28, 2019

Slazed

Just chilling in your own world getting money by your lonely.

Shrizzy Lakez be "Slazed" for days.

by @shrizzy.lakez January 19, 2022

Slazenge

To be on the hunt for goods.

I’m boutta slazenge at the funky.

by JakeNy March 31, 2022

Snake Duster

The act of snorting cocaine (i.e. booger sugar, fine China, snow, blow, dust, flake, nose candy) off of your lover's/random twink's fully torqued, veiny, triumphant meat shaft (i.e. penis).

Nothing says gay cruise like snake dusters in the boiler room before the couples massage...

by Thee Maldo February 2, 2023