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John Smith

pseudonym most used to "shake" the FBI
FBI Agent: Sir, are you Crackhead Pete?
Crackhead Pete: Uh... no... my name is uh... John Smith.
FBI Agent: Sir, your black.
Crackhead Pete: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, YOU RACIST PRICK!?!?!
by John Smith May 13, 2005
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sloth

1. Extreme laziness. Aversion to work or movement. One of the seven deadly sins.

2. A tree-dwelling animal named for his extremly slow movements.

3. A slow moving person.
1. It was sloth that kept me from getting to work today.

2. It was a sloth that kept me from getting to work today.

3. It was a sloth who kept me from getting to work today.
by radiofox April 24, 2005
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Dusty Smith

A sexual activity in which the male places a powdered donut around the shaft of his penis. He then proceeds to have intercourse with a woman, creating a cloud of "dust" as their bodies make contact. Finally, he makes the female eat the donut.
Hey man, I just gave your girlfriend a Dusty Smith.
by The German Jackhammer October 21, 2011
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Smother

A mother or overbearing girlfriend that smothers their adult child/ boyfriend with too much love, affection, bossy demands and food.
She is such a 'smother'- her poor boyfriend has to wear whatever she tells him to.
by Deme May 9, 2008
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Matt Smith

The Horrifyingly fabulous Actor, Most famous for playing the Doctor on the insanely popular BBC show "Doctor Who"
Sophia: David Tennant Is So much better then Matt Smith.
Izzy: Is he the cutest in the universe? I don't think so, Matt is simply the best.
by One Of Them Fabulous People October 28, 2011
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tube steak smothered in underwear

A term to describe a an erect penis that is ready to use. Similar to tube steak.
"What do you want to eat?"
"How about a tube steak smothered in underwear."
by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005
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kevin smith'd

when southwest airlines kick you off a flight a flight for no reason and then make up a bullshit story about it to cover their own asses.
I just got kicked off a flight for no reason, I've been kevin smith'd
by Ilikeadickinmymouth January 24, 2011
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