The act of puking in ones asshole then following up by shaving a bar of soap into said asshole. Then and only then must one insert a frother into said asshole, and begin mixing the soapy Smoothie.
by Leapstone November 11, 2024
In contrast to a Warm Fuzzy or Cold Prickly, a Lukewarm Smoothie is a note given to someone which causes a confusion of good and bad emotions or indifference due to either the self-contradicting nature of the message or being a simple statement conveying no clear emotion. Additionally, a Lukewarm Smoothie is typically given anonymously and signed simply <3 LWS.
Examples of Lukewarm Smoothies:
1. Peter, you look like a Lakie, but I still like you. <3 LWS
2. Michael, you have blonde hair and blue eyes just like your sister. <3 LWS
1. Peter, you look like a Lakie, but I still like you. <3 LWS
2. Michael, you have blonde hair and blue eyes just like your sister. <3 LWS
by The_Hawk August 04, 2009
by Penule April 10, 2024
by Epictailz January 25, 2017
A beverage made with piss, shit, cum, blood, and spit, all sourced from trucker bathrooms. Blood can be substituted for coconut water. Serve lukewarm.
by 9inchpunisher May 15, 2019
Not only is it a smoothie from persia, but it is aslo known as when two people with male genitalia go to a grave yard and dig up a 90 grandmother named Betsy. They will then each stick there left testicles in her vagina and there rights in her asshole. They will then proceed to batter her with baseball bats in the stomach, allowing fluids to come out of her privates and butthole. I personally have tried it and would definitely recommend, the 80 dollar testicuzi is nothing compared to this practice.
Persian smoothie
Persian smoothie
by Grenadinepeen July 12, 2020
When you shit in you sexual partners mouth and they give you a blowjob and after you finish, they spit it back in your mouth
by smoothiebrother October 01, 2022