smoothener

Another word for the Erase tool in Photoshop. If you're a retard that doesn't have knowledge.

"I was photoshopping the other day, and my buddy told me to use the smoothener. I instantly called him an idiot, and proceeded to write this definition.

by CamMartians January 19, 2016

Smoochie Daddy

When a really horny girl gets off by collecting the sweat from a fat man's folds into a cup, before proceeding to drink it in a sexual fashion. Can also be done vice-versa, although this would be called a "Smoochie Mommy".

Brittany: Hey Pete, can I perform a Smoochie Daddy on you? Pete: Sure Brittany, let me just lift up my shirt first. Brittany(After collecting and drinking the sweat): Mmm, tastes just like last week's. Pete: Well, why wouldn't it? I only ever shower once a year.

by Muferrucker June 12, 2017

smoothing someone

The act of sexual intercourse but without the dick going in. It's everything Catholics need to know!

"Did they do it last night?"
"No he was smoothing someone else"

by That's cut September 17, 2018

Smoochie

A Girl/Woman Who Is Excessively Romantic

She Is Very Smoochie; She's Always In Long Term Relationships

by Velvet115 September 6, 2019

Jew Smoothie

The act of stuffing a annoying Jew that talks to much in a blender in annoyance. Doesnt have to be jewish just have a large nose.

That kid had a huge nose and he talks too much, he better watch out or i might make a Jew Smoothie

by Komunizt June 6, 2011

smoothie bowls

blended fruit in a bowl that creates happiness

“your my best friend, you make me as happy as smoothie bowls do”

by satsaredumb June 23, 2019

Smoothie

Its a drink made up of the semen of 3 young chads.

Moe: Hey! Did you hear about the drink Jack, Mike and Adam made?

Sophia: No, what is it?

Moe: It's a smoothie!

by Duck master 67 September 16, 2021