Smokin Wood

The act of smoking a non-superior strain of marijuana.

If guy/girl rolled up some cheap marijuana and smoked it, he/she would be "smokin wood".

by Kornybun June 15, 2009

Dick Smoking Gook

Possibly the best line in the movie Gran Torino

I should blow your head off right here, you dick smoking gook!

by Banana Fist June 24, 2009

Smoke Session

A term originating in military recruit training, which refers to an intense physical training session, usually initiated as a form of punishment for minor infractions, where one or more individuals typically do rigorous physical activity until exhaustion and/or muscle failure.

Bro, it was a total smoke session last night after drill sergeant Wilson caught Roberts sleeping during fire watch!

by jonfl1 May 7, 2015

smoke suit

An outfit that you change into right before smoking marijuana, and then you change out of it after. Thus avoiding smelling like weed.

Guy 1: "Yo man you wanna blaze up?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but first lemme change into my smoke suit real quick, I don't wanna smell too loud."

by peepeepoopooman September 16, 2017

Smoke on the Water

A rock song by Deep Purple; also a must-learn for guitar players - although mayhaps some of them seem incapable to do so.

(Some guy demoing a nice guitar with dazzling playing skills).
Comment: Nice. But can he play Smoke on the Water?

by lucasiada April 21, 2019

green smoke

the first toke on a joint. the person who lights the joint gets the first clean toke of green weed. after that every toke has resin.

"dude, gimme the green smoke!"

"nah man. the green smoke is mine"

by Ginger Kid-Rodriguez May 16, 2010

You want me to smoke it for you too?

A response, which can be either friendly jibing or hostile, when someone asks you for a cigarette and then immediately asks you for a light. The implication, joking or annoyed, is that person is going to keep asking you for things.

A) Hey chief, can I bum a smoke off you?

B) Sure man, here you go.

A) Oh, and can I get a light too?

B) Damn, dude. You want me to smoke it for you too?

by Gyreneisms May 20, 2011