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Smart Bacon

A correction deputy who is pretty clever. He works tons of double shifts. Dates a P.Y.T.
Has to be the dopest D.I.L.F. Needs to have gray hair color. Also needs to know how to text all day, everyday, even while at work. He has to have a SUPER COCK. He needsto be sarcastic and not take himself to seriously, but has to go ballistic over simple silly texts sent by the P.Y.T.
P.Y.T.- "Good morning Silver Fox Stud"
Smart Bacon-"Good morning to you sexy thing"
P.Y.T.-"I miss you"
Smart Bacon"No you don't, your just bored"
P.Y.T. "Don't mock my feelings"
Smart Bacon"Are you INSANE?!?!?!?! Are you falling for me?!?!?!"
P.Y.T "Of course not, Are you falling for me?
Smart Bacon"Of course NOT!
by LeslieM October 30, 2008
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smart arse

A TV show where posh english people do jackass style stunts
did you know some posh english kids are gonna make a TV show called Smart Arse?
by piaggio January 4, 2005
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smart fortwo

1. Glorified golf cart
2. 1.0L Inline-3 70HP $12-17 car that gets 33 mpg
3. Fugly car that lacks of power, reliability, styling, handling, value, performance, and dignity
4. Car which only idiots buy and they think they look cool
5. To receive enormous attention from people. (They might be laughing and talking shit behind your back)
1. Jim, fuck this golf cart! Lets ride in my new smart fortwo!
2. I just bought a smart fortwo passion cabriolet for $17K! thats $243/HP
3. My smart couldn't get me through NY because it lacks of torque and power to climb the hills. I had to pull to the right and put on the emergency lights
4. ROFLMFAO
5. WOW WHAT A DUMBASS
by SKYHIGH May 1, 2008
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smart tard

A person who is smart when it comes to some things, but retarded when it comes to others.
She's book smart, but when it comes to street smart, she's retarded. That girl's a smart tard.
by Smarttards friend January 27, 2008
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smart-alick teacher

the teachers who think they know something but they dont. and the teachers who think its okay to call a student "self-centered" or immature. well teachers, most of the time YOU are the one being immature and self-centered. teaching is not about being hateful towards your students. if you are going to do that please find a different job
Teacher: "you are so self-centered"
Student: "i dont appreciate being called that"
teacher: "dont tell me how to do my job"
student: (thinks in their head, "youre such a smart-alick teacher.....why do you even teach again?")
by innocent ADULT student November 8, 2011
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smart one

one who lives in their own universe
so smart it scares him,and everyone else.
by bill fry June 27, 2005
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Smart Mark

Losers with no lives, who do nothing but surf the internet all day.
That hermit down the block must be a smart mark.
by Plushtar February 17, 2004
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