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Social Smoker

Someone who smokes on occasions or on the weekends at parties because everyone else around them is smoking.
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Could be someone who likes to take pictures smoking just so they can post it on facebook so people think they actually smoke.
Brandon: ''I have a picture up on facebook with me holding some marlboros''

Heather: ''You smoke?''

Brandon: ''Only on the weekends like at parties and stuff...Im like a social smoker!''

Heather: ''wow.''
by 2manybjs February 27, 2011
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cock smoker

(n.) - One who smokes the cock; a douchebag; a faggot; a homo.
Sam: Sorry man, I forgot to bring the beer.
Tom: You fucking cock smoker.
by emery73 August 3, 2007
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filthy smoker

A person who has no respect and thinks they could smoke anytime, anywhere and stink up the good healthy air for decent people and pollute the air with their filth. They are addicted to cigarettes and think cigarettes are good for them. They want to encourage teens and youth and other people to start smoking. They complain about cigarette prices too much. These people are usually chain smokers who continue to smoke daily. You often see these people when your driving when your behind some idiot, that person flicks his lit cigarette out the window and littering. When I see that, I just want to run him into a goddamn utility pole!
My aunt is a filthy smoker and continues to stink up the air of her house
by tatomuck1 November 5, 2008
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bone smoker

One who plays for the other team, i.e. a homosexual; esp. one who enjoys the pleasure of male-on-male oral satisfaction
Do you think that man in leather kissing the man in the chaps is a bonesmoker?
by Shit Brick July 2, 2003
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super soaker

When having sex, you pull out right before you ejaculate. Take a water gun and jizz inside of it. Then squirt it all over your girl and scream like the kids in the super soaker commercials.
"My girl wanted a super soaker last night, I had to use the water gun from your bedroom." "Fuck you."
by maxwantsjustice June 6, 2011
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a cock smoker

A cock smoker is a wood or charcoal burning oven used to cook - or smoke - cocks. Using indirect heat, they smoke your cock with a slow and gentle method that, in the end, leaves your cock moist, tender and very flavorful. Adding a variety of hard or soft woods to the fire will impart different flavors.

Evidence of the existence of cock smokers predates recorded history. Recently, cave drawings and other artifacts have shown the existence of extensive cock smoking amongst the earliest of the Homo sapien species, the Cro Magnon. This and other evidence leads many anthropologists to believe that man has been smoking cock since the dawn of time.
Taking advantage of a cock smoker, Bernie produced the most succulent, perfect and juicy cock he had ever laid his mouth on.
by Teapot AKA Nigtronic September 27, 2006
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Pole smoker

by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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